Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Reuters changes mind

Yeah, who'd of thunk it, huh? Arafat must be Lazerus, because now Reuters reports that he ain't dead anymore.

2 comments:

  1. he's part cat. problem is, i think he's on about his 17th life by now.

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  2. He's officially alive until they can A) find the Swiss bank account number for the millions he skimmed from Palestinians,and B) the French can find a way to conceal their participation in the graft.

    Until then, he is not, I repeat, not, a dead parrot.

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