Jiblog

Jiblog is the intellectual repository of a Midwestern, gas guzzlin', beer chuggin', one woman lovin', son of a bitch conservative.

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Location: Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin, United States

Friday, May 04, 2012

The Fist

The fist that Wisconsin Public Union members have adopted as their logo is really unfortunate imagery. The right should be doing so much more to minimize them via that idiotic fist.





Saturday, November 26, 2011

Random Musing

Tea party and Occupation might have a common enemy but they don't even realize it: corruption of political power. Because they come at it from radically different angles, they just might be irreconcilable because of their own obtuseness, but that might not be all bad. Woe be the power of the man who can deceive both to follow.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Phrase of the Day: Facebook Telephone

Facebook telephone: The process of a story getting messed up not because of word of mouth, but because others might not know the background to the story and thus misinterpret it completely.

Monday, September 12, 2011

A Eulogy to the Heroic

There comes a moment in the lives of very few men and women when they accept, without emotional bias, that events have become larger than any one man, or even one thousand. In those moments comes a grim determination to do what they can to help save others for as long as luck, fate, and their maker allows. This acceptance of reality doth create heroism and bravery.

Seemingly randomly, as events subside, some come to meet their maker, while others are allowed to persist and return to life. Invariably, those who have faced their end will tell all that they are not the hero, rather the heroes are those who faced hopelessness and lost. Yet the living remain heroes, for it takes much heroism to face death and still push forward, but it takes even more to survive and accept the gift of life again.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Disliking the 2012 Tea Leaves

Horrifying thought. For the next 15 months, the Dems repeatedly force the GOP to deliver what the Tea Party wants, knowing full well that the GOP cannot do so minus either the Senate or POTUS. Tea Party disapproval leads to political fratricide, which disrupts a unified front against the left, and which could in turn destroy the Tea Party from within.

Democrats May Have Just Snatched Victory from Defeat

24 hours ago, I thought Republicans had dropped any blame for default squarely in the laps of the Democrats. Democrats are better at playing chicken, though. The "compromise" being discussed tonight is a big pile of chicken poop, but likely necessary to forestall default now that it is out there. But Democrats understood a very important strategic fact. They can afford to piss off their supporters. The GOP cannot afford to piss off the Tea Party.

The Tea Party is full of Washington veterans, but its life blood is the passionate, relative newbies who lean towards Republicans because of shared values, but who expect the GOP to toe their line. They state a willingness to go to war against any Republican who doesn't toe that line. And they didn't get what they wanted in this deal.

This could have a two-fold effect. First, it is going to turn Tea Party rage right of center. Oh, they won't be anymore supportive of Obama, Reid, Pelosi, et al. And they'll still fight hard to unseat Obama. But this will split their rage. There will be some cannibalism towards individuals on the right. And that split focus is precisely what Obama needs. If the Tea Party has a singular, laser-like focus on him in the coming year, he is in trouble. But if they are sniping at the right, too, that's just enough to give him some wiggle room and to sew together a narrative to use against the Republican candidate.

Second, this might end up being the shatter point for the Tea Party. Like the Republican Revolution of the mid-1990's eventually experienced, this is a point where the realists, the idealists, the self interested, and the national interest types all move in different directions and shear the movement apart.

There is still time, and I acknowledge that I could completely misunderstand the Tea Party. But the GOP is going to be hard pressed to pull a better deal from the fire at this point.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Large Teen Fight in the Streets of Fort Atkinson?

I'm starting to see some information filter in about a sizable (50 kids?) fight in the streets of Fort Atkinson tonight between local kids and kids from possibly Watertown. Can't verify much. I am mostly writing this because I challenge the Madison/Milwaukee media to look into this. I know that you both claim Jefferson and Walworth county as your own, but you both do a miserable, miserable job of covering those counties unless someone is dead. And I'm told that, even then, you aren't so good at it.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Choo Choo Barrett

Tom Barrett has been begging for a toy train like a child at Christmas in 1959.

He's finally gotten his wish.

Never mind that this line makes no logistic or financial sense. Tommy wanted a train, and he finally got one. And it took some foot stomping and screaming.

I'm fine with Milwaukee's boondoggles as long as the stay Milwaukee's. I do oppose this line ever seeing a single state dollar. Want it Milwaukee? Fine. You own it. Keep the rest of us out of it.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Uhhh, No.

I am flummoxed by this:

While the neighbor succeeded in scaring off the bear, Conway said the Game Commission does not recommend shooting at bears, especially in heavily populated areas.

Instead of firing a weapon, you should "yell, scream and holler" at the bear, lifting your arms to make yourself appear bigger, Conway said. You can also throw rocks or sticks at the bear if it's not scared off by the screaming, he said.

The bear was interested in a 2 year old holding candy. If a bear approaches my two year old for ANY reason, I'm not firing two shots into the ground first. My first shot will be right between that predator's eyes. And the second. And the third. Until I'm out of bullets or my two year old is safe because that threat is dead.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Have We Created a Culture of Tornado Death?

This year has been unreal for tornado deaths. Up to this point, we've chalked that up to some really terrible outbreaks that have gone through some heavily populated areas. But I think a little perspective is in order. This is the worst year for tornado fatalities since 1950, IIRC. 1950. In 1950, there was no storm prediction center issuing slight, moderate, and high risks of tornadoes. Tornado warnings gave scant prep time, and were often locally prompted by law enforcement, not from a far away radar scanning storm movement. People only had a few TV and radio from which to monitor the situation, and when they could give information, it wasn't good. Yet this is the worst year of fatalities since then.

It is safe to say that fatalities would be bad this year no matter what. But should we really be approaching the fatalities of an age when people literally did not know there was a tornado coming, let alone possible, until it was on their doorsteps? It is somewhat illogical to think that could be the case. So what has changed?

Well, for one, the amateur storm chaser has been glorified for about two decades, since average people started getting access to quality cameras and, more importantly, camcorders. They are always introduced with a disclaimer, but always glorified. But why haven't we seen a steady growth of deaths with the growth of amateur chasers? They are, after all, practically a dime a dozen these days. I am even formerly one of their numbers.

Well, to start with, most amateur storm chasers have just enough knowledge to not be a danger. Most people crazy enough to go out in their car after a storm have just enough knowledge to keep themselves safe. In some cases, they have the angels on their shoulders, and in others, they know enough to understand what a storm is presenting them and they react appropriately. So if it it isn't the storm chasers, what is it?

A few things have come together in recent years to create a "perfect storm," if you will. First, more and more shows on cable are showing tornado chasers who get very close to or right into a tornado. On its own, that's not enough, though, or this would have happened after the movie Twister. But add in the fact that anyone can publish their own video on the net, and now you have opportunity to be famous. Now, add into that the fact that every other person has a video camera on their phone, and you have a problem.

Now, people with very little or no understanding of storms are taking video of storms. The immediate example in my head is the Fort Atkinson woman who was taking video of what she thought was a tornado as her young teenage son implored her to take shelter. That son was precisely right. Even if it was a tornado, it was dark and she had no way of determining what the tornado was doing. She was lucky. Extremely lucky. Others haven't been so lucky. I see more and more video from people that get totally surprised by tornadoes, video of them diving for safety as the winds destroy their surroundings.

Our glorification of storm chasing, combined with the self promotion capabilities of the net, and the high def phone camera in so many pockets today, as created a new class of amateur chasers. Actually chasers is a misnomer because the tornadoes find them. And they have once heard of tornadoes, so they have just enough information to be dangerous - to themselves. There is going to be no way to measure this, but I am confident that a number of this year's fatalities have died because they had that phone camera out at a time that their butts should have been ducking and covering in a safe place.

I want to be clear that I am not disparaging all of this year's fatalities. Many, many people this year have done the right thing but had no chance. But this year should not be the deadliest year since 1950. We have gained too many advantages on tornadoes in that time span. Some minority of victims had to have been doing the wrong thing, and every person caught flat footed videotaping a storm does not live. There is a clear problem here, but we just aren't seeing it yet.

Friday, April 08, 2011

Kloppenburg Defeats Prosser

I love this Photoshop job.

Friday, April 01, 2011

JoAnne Kloppenburg: Jim Doyle and Barack Obama did not find her qualified for the judiciary. Why should you?

Wisconsin's spring election is just days away, and the biggest race on the ticket is between constitutionalist incumbent David Prosser and activist JoAnne Kloppenburg. It is a race that is going down to the wire, even though in normal times, it would not even be close. But the unions seem to have received assurances that Kloppenburg will decide on cases in their favor, and 3rd party groups are running sleazy ads on her behalf, putting the relatively small population of spring undecided voters in play.

While watching this video by Daily Takes, one line, which I am paraphrasing, struck like a lightning bolt: JoAnne Kloppenburg: Jim Doyle and Barack Obama did not find her qualified for the judiciary. Why should you? That absolutely needs to be repeated over and over and over again. It is acknowledged that there is a left vs. right aspect to this race. But if you are a responsible voter, how can you justify voting for someone that even two executives, who should be her supporters, passed over for the judiciary?

So say it often these last remaining days: JoAnne Kloppenburg: Jim Doyle and Barack Obama did not find her qualified for the judiciary. Why should you?

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Barbershop Politics, Wisconsin April 5th Election Edition

I love going to the barber and just listening to the political discussion. The discourse is very different from what it is in more wonky places, and it can shed some light on what average voters are thinking and saying. This morning I had the chance to listen in, and while the conversation was a bit limited, here are a couple of things that I learned.

+ The shop had real difficulty remembering JoAnne Kloppenburg's name. But that is not necessarily a good sign for Justice David Prosser because it seems that the sleazy 3rd party tactics on behalf of Kloppenburg are sticking in people's minds. In addition to the union turn out, if these people enter a voting booth, they might be voting "not Prosser."

+ There was a sense that it wasn't Governor Walker's place to end collective bargaining for most things for government employees. At the same time, there was no anger about it, either. I think that's one that only the unions will hold onto tightly until the Governor is eligible for recall.

+ President Obama has been tuned out.

+ The average voter right now has a lot of confused facts, from basic to big. At this stage, I think that plays into the hands of the chaos strategy being played out by the unions.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Week in Tweets - A Test

Sorry for the long post, but this is a test. I want to better catalog my Tweets, but I haven't decided precisely how yet.

Haley Barbour: Dead candidacy walking.
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They could send him back? @ Jimmy Carter to make an "unofficial" trip to Cuba. What could possibly go wrong?

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Dear Doug Melvin. Please trade Bettancourt for a Pierogi to be named later.
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One could deduce from the media that the only to save earth is to reduce life to 3 stinking hippies w/ granola farts

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Sometimes, typos are funny because of their timeliness.
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I hate you, iPhone autocorrect.

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It was vaguely brought to my attention tonight that 2012 could be interesting because we may have already hit a mooching tipping point.
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@ No - those lakes and rivers are frozen, no way to fall in yet.
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What did I miss today? Did we fall into Lakes Michigan and Superior and the Mississippi yet?
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I need to find a way to keep a personal wifi bubble.
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After last night's tweeting, I've decided baby seals are crosses between vikings & Britney Spears who rape & pillage while on X & glowsticks

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@ I bet prosecutors in Canada are sick to death of dealing with those little bastards.
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@ No, I was clubbing _with_ baby seals.
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@ How did they hold the clubs with their little flippers? ;p
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Oh firefox developers, you scurrilous wags. Flipping 'open in a new tab' w/'in a new window' is quite hoot. Bastards.
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He was clubbing baby seals RT @ Finally settling in after a night __ (you fill in the blanks, it'll be better that way)
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Tornado season is almost here. I expect my basement tweeting will be even more annoying than my basement blogging & FBing.
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checked out my parents 'root cellar.' If disaster ever strikes The Land of Milk and Honey Weiss, they will subside on cherry pie filling
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Haha. WI Secretary of State apparently has less to do in his job than a Maytag repairman.
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It seems OMG was first used in 1917. I'm guessing a flapper texted on her iTelegraph "OMG!, LMFAO! <3 u! Stop. BRB. Stop."
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Imagine being a Senior Fellow at the Senior Fella Institute.
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All fun aside, I would probably support the Libya actions if Odyssey Dawn did not seem to be such a rudderless ship.
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WI media, which is more serious? Calling a colleague a bad word in a private convo, or your supporters taking advantage of a crime victim?
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Penny Mustard is still a terrible name for a furniture store. I hear an ad and I expect to hear their dinner specials.
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Will the WI media press the GWC and Joanne Kloppenburg over this sleazy ad, or give them a pass?
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I normally listen to @ the next day, but this morning's tweet teaser may have me listening @ 9
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@ is a ridiculously proud 'hot mess' who should be out followering me. Great break from the politics.
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@ is the most interactive tweep a newb can follow & if you're brushing up on high school Spanish, her RTs are a bonus. ;)
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By the looks of it, many of you already are, but if you aren't and you need to talk cows and/or bras, @ is your woman.
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You won't have a better conversation with a Polar Bear Prosecutor than with @
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@ She is the most interesting and funny cranky pan-Midwestern red-haired chick you're going to find, tweeps.
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In revolutions, the idealists tend to be at the front of the wave, but before long they get overwhelmed by the unsavories.
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The boy and I are off to the Land of Milk and Honey Weiss tomorrow. I really wish the weather would have been warmer.
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@ I think I shut down on the Bucks 3 weeks into the season. What a disappointment they were.
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Well, at least I can completely focus on the Brewers now.
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Too little, too late boys.
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Holy poop! How did they close that to 4?!
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I'm not sure that Wisconsin is going to score a point this half.
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@ a double RT! Much thanks!
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As I pass one in Cambridge, I say this: a 9 member gathering is not a protest. It is attention whoring.
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I can't wait until Obama's next adventure. I predict it will be called Op Blazing Starr and it will be termed a jiggling guns activity.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody is getting this wrong. The White House said Libya is Kinectic Military Action. They're just playing video games.
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@ Schools are going to be hiring personal wipers for the little snowflakes before long.
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Dear UWW. If you want to guard tuition, stop building luxury dorms and opulent new buildings.
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Hey Milwaukee, now you can mandate your employers to provide milk and nap breaks!
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Good night my angel now it's time to sleep. And still so many things I want to say.

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@ is like the kid running for student council president who promises 3 hour lunches, no hall passes, and Boys II Men on the PA.
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A vote for @ is a vote for Godzilla. Remember that, Milwaukee.
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I need to stop tweeting late. They are down the Twitter hole by the time my followers wake up. Weird, since my best blogs were late night.
Kurt Schlichter
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I am a Conservative: Hey, here's an idea about cutting the budget. It's called "Cutting the budget." Give it a whirl losers.
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Seeing negative about GOP 'punishing' the . Do you want the minority to freeze gov't everytime they don't get what they want?
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Oustanding! All I need is 16 more votes in my first crack at it. @ OK, you'll only get one of my votes.
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In re Mayor Dave v. Soglin in Madison. I've heard lefties grumble about Soglin. So, amazingly, that makes him the lesser of 2 evils to me.
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Only Milwaukee County would vote for an incompetent to make a point that doesn't even make sense.
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Completely RT @ Present cast of GOP candidates wreaks of mediocrity.
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If I start running for President this year, by 2028 it will be my turn in the GOP. Vote Jib in the 2012 primaries, but not too may of you.
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For Christmas I received an unlucky UW shirt. They have lose every time I've worn it. Seriously, every time. So I wore it tonight, instead

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Take consolation, my WI friends. This snow will be gone before you can say opening day.
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Lol. Of course @ I think 99.9% of the reason is that photo ID makes it much harder for them to cheat.
Chris Ashworth
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It's a blessing to see soldiers thanked in airports. Take a moment & thank them. They took more than a moment for us. God bless our military
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The GOP liking them is enough @ Other than photo IDs make it harder for Dem voters to cheat, I don't get why they hate these laws.

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@ Nope. I don't see any of the '08 retreads beating Obama. They couldn't beat John McCain, for God's sake.
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Bush was smart in that he struck while his iron was hot. The Ryans, Christies, and Rubios of the world might regret waiting until '16.
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@ Perhaps. But I can see Palin making a run at it. Likewise on the vomit in the mouth thing.
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I say we change the spelling of his name to KaDaffy and have him re-enact the famous "Rabbit season, Batshit Crazy Dictator Season" scene.
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I miss my amateur storm chasing. A mortgage and a child were plenty good reasons to give it up, but the adrenaline was fun.

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@ You and me, both. I think think we will see a transformation of the GOP the next 6 years, but for right now, 'you're next' reigns.
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@ I have ideas, but most appear to be passing on '12. I am very discouraged by the current pool.
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After 8 years of fighting for GWB, I just don't have the juice for the exact same fights for Palin in '12. Need a stronger candidate, please
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If she comes back now it'll be a zombie alert RT @ has Elizabeth Taylor really died? Or this another one of those fake ones...
RNC Research
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Our latest research piece: The Case Against Obamacare Please retweet!
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We can offer Gadhafi asylum at the Metrodome. Moment he farts to loud, we hit it with missiles. Vikings get new stadium.
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Anyone ever stop to ask Gadhafi how he spells the damn thing?

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Comparing WI & Fed budget fix efforts, I'm sure WI will get it right but nothing short of total economic implosion will get Washington there
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I'm curious what the foreign policy realists of the late 20th century would think of the . Stability, this is not.
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is back? ;) RT @ A baby brigade is at WI Capitol this am for 1st anniv. of fed. health care law.
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I love this the way this frames her to a lot of Wisconsinites RT @ If you love the DNR, you'll love JoAnne Kloppenburg.
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What eccentric old starlet gets Elizabeth Taylor's perfumes?
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I love it when my iPhone starts randomly blaring Cherry Pie by Warrant when I am in public.
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The Silent Enemy (1930). Look it up.
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Sands of Iwo Jima and The Fightng Seabees
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Hail to the king, baby. RT @ Love Bruce Campbell. RT @ Army of Darkness

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Since I can quote it from heart, Tombstone.
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Army of Darkness
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True Lies
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Stalag 17
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The Great Escape
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Overnight Delivery
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I ate at a Brazilian grill tonight. I can feel all the meat fomenting a rebellion in my tummy.

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@ He could, but why pay for a better barber when you can pay people to tell you it is a great haircut?
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Absolutely right RT @ You and your dad were right on this. RT @: I was bullied
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Beer at the Coliseum it is.
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Hmm. I could go witness a protest at M&I Bank at 4:30, or I could go drink beer at the Coliseum Bar. Which shall I choose? ;)
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M&I Golden Parachutes sounds like it should be a college basketball team in Milwaukee.
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@ Me too. Here's to hoping the professionals can save the beef.
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Needs a tipped beer truck RT @ If I would have know what it was that closed I-94, I may have kept going...
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Relying on a "silent majority" is a high risk venture because, come election day, they may very well stay silent.
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This is the GOP's 2012 problem.

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I expected a stripper pole RT @ Operation Odyssey Dawn logo courtesy of @ @
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Even if I only amused me with , it was still completely worth it.
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I'm pitting the Illuminati v. Free Masons to spark a civil war that leaves me 4square mayor of Secretville.
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I've watched Tombstone over 75 times.
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I once saw a spider in the shower and squeaked like Titanic's old Rose when she threw the diamond back.
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Holy crap. Watching Twitter cofounder Biz Stone on @ . He is Dale from "Greek."
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My genetic father is D.B. Cooper, and my half brother is D.B. Sweeney. My birth name was D.B. Beebe.
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When faced with a confusing dilema, I ask myself, "What would Keanu do?"
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99 Facts about me on the wall, 99 facts about me. Made one up, passed it around, 98 facts about me on the wall

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There are 99 facts about me buried in a bunker in Syria with Saddam's chemical weapons.

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If war is what it takes to get Obama out of the country, then who's next? Are you looking at us funny, Lichtenstein?
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@ Do you know of any enterprising reporters that would ask her tough questions even if she was still here?