Selling ad space on your children

I'm a pretty open minded guye, so I don't really mind it when adults decide to sell advertising on their bodies, be it their forehead or their tenderest of bits. But when you sell advertising space on your 3 children, you've crossed the line. If these creeps followed this auction up with an auction for the winner to slap them upside their heads, I'd be the first bidder. (Note: No one has been so crass as to bid on child advertising space).