The invasion begins momentarily

It's about time we put Canada in its place:

For the first time since 1817, U.S. Coast Guard vessels on the Great Lakes are being outfitted with weapons – machine-guns capable of firing 600 bullets a minute.

Until now, coast guard officers have been armed with handguns and rifles, but the vessels themselves haven't been equipped with weapons.

I say we have the National Guard start lining tanks up at the border, just to see what they do. We'll laugh, they'll laugh, we'll exchange beers...