Next up, the terrorists use brats as guns

This is very serious. Still, how can you not laugh at it, too?

- Milwaukee, June 4. A U.S. person's carryon baggage contained wire coil wrapped around a possible initiator, an electrical switch, batteries, three tubes and two blocks of cheese. The bulletin said block cheese has a consistency similar to some explosives.

I hear cheese is a gateway fake terrorist attack. Next it'll be suicide Blonde Doppelbock vests at the Madison airport and bratwurst guns at the Green Bay airport. And God help us if they start trying to sneak beer battered walleye fish fry shoe bombs into the Eau Claire or Lacrosse airports.