Saturday, October 13, 2007

Vicious Attack on Inflatable Halloween Decorations

I had to double check this story to make sure the culprit wasn't the lovely Mrs. Jib. She hates inflatable decorations.

A woman says a neighbor attacked her inflatable Halloween lawn display of three ghosts and a giant pumpkin, then apparently smashed his head through her window in a fit of rage.

State Police said officers found a drunken John Odee, 43, inside Dawn Garcia's house in the Hudson Valley town of Lloyd on Thursday night, arrested him after a brief struggle and charged him with burglary.

Only three things keep my wife from doing the same thing: A respect for personal property, a sense of decorum, and an unwillingness to smash her head through a window.

No comments: