Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Only Penis Post of the First Decade of the 21st Century

I don't anticipate doing this again for another decade, so if you want to read peener news, you'll have to go elsewhere until 2018. So, without further fanfare, here we go.

-Used right, they might prevent prostate cancer. Only the good die young, I guess.

-They can't effect the gender of a baby as much as the momma's diet. So much for that X and Y chromosome thing.

-The damn things are just plain disappearing again. I wonder which of my insurance policies would cover that.

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