Look out America, your friendly local pizza delivery boy may be unionizing. While I do think your average pizza delivery dude gets a bit screwed on mileage and insurance, does anyone really think that this is a good idea? Domino's will have to come out with a new slogan: "30 minutes or less. Maybe. Our contract with the drivers allows us up to 7 hours to deliver your pizza." And do we really want the Hoffa family's hands in our pizzas? Think about it. You get your pizza 3 hours after you order it, its cold, and all of the pepperoni's have been picked off of it. So you exercise your God given right to complain, and 20 minutes later a guy named Vito tries to drown you in a bucket of marinara sauce.
Another perk of being Union is near absolute job safety. Do we really want to give that to 17 year old pot smoking boys? They are vile and disgusting creatures as it is. The last thing I'd want to do is take way any small amount of fear they had about losing their jobs.
I'm going to put this story in my "damn, we really do have it too good in the United States" file.
1 comment:
Is a filthy DiGiorgno scheme.
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