Respect the chickens on May 4th

I just want to remind everyone that Friday, May 4th is International Respect for Chickens Day. And the reason I'd like to remind everyone of that is because May 4th is the anniversary of the day that Chuck the Rooster's voice was forever silenced...and my neighbor's garage started to smell bad. So if you get hungry on May 4th, remember: Eat a cow, not a chicken (the smug bovine bastards).