The Best Hair?

Kerry claims he and Edwards have the best hair in this presidential race. The Wahl Clipper Corp says the American people think otherwise. In a recent hair grooming survey, the American people say Bush has better hair than Kerry by a 51% to 30% margin. So I put the question to my wife. "Kerry and Edwards have smarmy hair. Bush has honest hair." What incredible good sense this woman has, and she's one of my two readers. Occasionally.