Col. Ollie has had light exposure on the site recently, in addition to my own absence. Please forgive him. You see, Ollie grew up a Duke fan (boo hiss). He is used to victory, and he is used to heart breaking defeat. How his Danny Ferry posters survived being ripped down every other year, I'll never know. The last few days, when Col. Ollie has been thinking about the election, he has been having flashbacks to Duke upsets. During lunch today, he got a little wobbly, and I had to haul him out of the sporting goods store. He was browsing shot gun shells and balancing them on his forehead. A disturbing sight. We have to calm him down in these instances with Spaten Lights and strippers. It's getting costly. If any of you liberals want to prove how important universal health care is to you, send me an email. You can contribute out of your own pocket to Ollie's treatments, as they aren't covered by his health care plan.
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