Senator John Kerry--whose D next to his name stands for dumb-ass, as opposed to Democrat--offered a more detailed explanation of his domestic agenda at the third and final presidential debate in Tempe, Arizona, Wednesday night. Kerry's plan focuses on job loss, health care and the sexual preference of Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter. While offering no explanations of how to fix these long-debated issues, Kerry hopes that democrats from around the world can form a big circle, join hands, and bitch about President Bush long enough that things will turn around.
"The president took his eye off the ball, Osama bin Laden, while health care costs have risen by 60%, 2 millions jobs have been lost, and we've alienated our allies across the globe in a style reminiscent of Ghengis Khan," Kerry said while drooling all over himself in Tempe. "More importantly, John Edwards' father has only achieved an 8th-grade reading level because he couldn't pay last month's cable bill because President Bush has failed the middle class. Rather, he's given tax cuts to the wealthiest 2% of America, which includes my homely wife, Teresa. Mark my words, I will not raise taxes on the middle class until I'm elected and my drunken uncle Ted tells me to."
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