A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
I don't even know where to start. Well, I guess I do. I'd say that anytime someone thinks it is a good idea to stick a vacuum hose on their kibble or bits, it is safe to say the act has already gone awry. Add wet super glue to situation, and horrible just might be an apt describer.
There's a lesson in this, kids: Don't do stupid things.
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