Lost! One Senator

Wisconsin can't find one of its Senators. Please post this sign in your neighborhood. We aren't sure this is so important as to warrant a reward, but maybe we'll put up some cheese and beer for her safe return to actually doing something to represent us in the U.S. Senate.

Help Wisconsin Find Its Senator!

America, Wisconsin needs your help. Senator Tammy Baldwin is missing. She has not been seen nor directly heard from since she was sworn in on 1/3/13. Rumor has it that she's shown up for votes, but there is zero evidence that it was actually her. Now "she" has shut down her entire senate office even though the Senate is still open.

We here in Wisconsin are very concerned by this turn of events. The person who previously held her senate seat, former Senator Herb Kohl, was seemingly missing from the Senate his entire political career. People would say they saw him at Milwaukee Bucks games, but those reports were as nebulous as Elvis sightings. Please help Wisconsin find its new junior senator!