Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Flash! Disclosure by Jib of Jiblog

AP-In the wake of the news that Armstrong Williams was paid to defend the No Child Left Behind Act, and Maggie Gallagher's $21,500 contract with the Department of Human Health and Services to promote President Bush's marriage initiative, another conservative writer has come forward with another stunning admission. "Jib" of the weblog Jiblog came forward today with his own startling disclosure.

"The dominos are starting to fall, and I feel that I must come forward before some enterprising reporter begins to dig into my past. In the past, I have promoted Leinenkugel's as the greatest beer on God's green earth. I'm ashamed to admit that the Leinenkugel's Brewery has provided me with free beers at their hospitality center in Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin."

While Jib claimed that there was no direct association between these free beers and his support of the brewery, the AP has learned that a bartender at the old Leinenkugel's Brewery hospitality center once provided Jib with more than the publicly allotted 2 free beers. It has also been learned that Jib has frequently drank with Leinenkugel employees in the past, raising further suspicions of how deep his ties with the brewery really are. Rumblings out of the city of 13,000 are that Jib was even seen having a beer at the hospitality center with brewery President T.J. "Jake" Leinenkugel one afternoon in December 2003. More as this story develops.

1 comment:

Kevin said...

Man, I too have had free beer at the Leinenkugel Brewery.

Are none of us clean?