National Weather Service whiffs like Jose Valentin

For most of the day the National Weather Service and the Storm Prediction Center were filling their shorts about the likelihood of nasty thunderstorms in southern Wisconsin late this afternoon and tonight. They missed as badly as a Jose Valentin strike out. I followed their weather jargon orgasms today, and it was becoming clear to me by about 5 o'clock that it just wasn't happening. There are a lot of meterologists out there tonight that are as disappointed as a 'premature' 16 year old boy.