University of Alaska Fairbanks, National Rifle Champs

The University of Alaska Fairbanks is the NCAA's 2006 NAtional Rifle Team champions. That's a pretty mundane story until you see who they beat:

Final Team Scores – Total Agg.:
1. Alaska Fairbanks – 4,682
2. Nebraska – 4,666
3. Army – 4,650
4. Navy – 4,625
5. Murray State – 4,621
6. Mississippi – 4,616
7. Kentucky – 4,600

In other news, the University of Alaska Fairbanks and the University of Nebraska rifle teams were called up for active duty in Iraq today. Suckers.