Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.Doctors blame it on Viagra and the fact that no one needs to worry about pregnancy. I say it is obviously the fault of abstinence education and Christian conservatives trying to keep grandpa and grandma ignorant of sex.
A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.
I also have this disturbing tune running through my head:
Grandma caught gonorrhea from Bob Reindeer
In our extra bedroom, Christmas Eve...
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