Keep the dream catchers out of your car, please

Maxim has a list of the "50 Lamest Things of All Time!" and number 15 on that list is dream catchers. I have no beef with dream catchers, but I do have a beef with people that dangle them from their rear view mirrors. If you need a dream catcher to filter out the nightmares while you are driving, you might want to also get yourself right with the Lord and buy one of those dashboard Jesuses, too, because you'll be meeting him sooner rather than later.