Cheney's Fitzmas

This is the song some Democrats probably think conservatives are singing tonight (sung to the tune of Snoopy's Christmas):

The news it came out in the Plame War
The bloody Fitzgerald was flying once more
The George Bush Command ignored all of its men
And called on Cheney to do it again

Was the night before Fitzmas and Miers’ no more
When Cheney went out in search of his foe
He spied Fitzgerald and deftly they fought
With things getting tight, Cheney knew he was caught

Fitzmas bells those Fitzmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of Democrats
And good will to man

Fitzgerald had Cheney dead in his sights
He preached to the Grand Jury to put up a fight
Why he di’n’t indict, well, we’ll never know
Or was it the bills, that the D.C. bestowed

Fitzmas bells those Fitzmas bells
Ringing through from the land
Asking peace of Democrats
And good will to man

Fitzgerald made Cheney give up Libby
And forced him to kiss Ted Kennedy’s behind
Cheney was certain that this was the end
When Fitzy cried out, “Merry Fitzmas, mein friend!”

Fitzgerald then offered Libby to toast
And Cheney our hero saluted his host
And then with a bore they were both on their way
Wond’rin’ if they’d meet on some other day

(repeat chorus)