Gough Island: Kittie paradise

An island with flightless birds and monster mice? Sounds like the cat's ass:

Monster mice" are eating three-foot-high albatross chicks alive, threatening rare bird species on a remote south Atlantic island seen as the world's most important seabird colony. Conservation groups say the avian massacre is occurring on Gough Island in the South Atlantic, a British territory about 1,000 miles southwest of Cape Town and home to more than 10 million birds.

Delilah Cat (see pic below) has her bag packed and wants me to buy her a first class plane ticket to Gough Island.