His eyes were bigger than his stomach

I think we've all had a meal that we've thought might take years off of our lives, but this is nuts. A snake in the Everglades had a meal that ended its life:

When the carcasses were found last week in an isolated marsh in Everglades National Park, the gator's tail and hind legs protruded from the ruptured gut of a python -- which had swallowed it whole.

As an added touch of the macabre, the snake's head was missing.

Finally, monsieur, a wafer thin mint.

(A little joke for all of you Monty Python freaks out there)