Lovin' or heavin'?

The Carolina Panther cheerleader story may not be nearly as interesting as we guys had hoped:

Another woman, Jennifer Chaconas, told the Charlotte Observer on Tuesday that she was in the bathroom and believes the cheerleaders were not having sex. She said she could tell the women were dressed and the brunette - later identified as Keathley - told the angry crowd her friend was having a problem. Chaconas assumed Thomas was sick from drinking too much, she said.

3 witnesses say sex. 1 witness says puking. I can't even fathom what the sounds coming from that stall were like.