Sunday, February 12, 2006

Cheney accidentally shoots hunting buddy

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a hunting buddy this weekend during a hunting outing in Texas. Hmm. It is all making sense now. Halliburton. Aaron Burr. Both were Vice Presidents. Both shot men while in office. That means Dick Cheney is Aaron Burr reincarnated.

All former Secretaries of the Treasury are advised to avoid duels with Vice President Cheney.

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