A Jacksonville man says he was attacked by a goat, but its owner says the animal was just playing.First, he wrestled the damn thing for 5 minutes? Was Dueling Banjos playing in the background? Second, at least Butler was a kind hearted goat fighter, choosing wing the goat rather than kill it.
Richard Butler told authorities he was getting out of his car when a goat charged at him. He grabbed the animal by the horns and wrestled it to the ground.
Butler wasn't injured.After about five minutes, Butler says he let go and started running but the animal charged at him. He told police he shot the goat, injuring it but not killing it.
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006
It's coming straight for us!
Look out down in Florida. The goats have gone wild.
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