Warning: Don't go commando in Milwaukee

Going commando is, of course, slang for not wearing underwear. So why should you avoid it in Milwaukee? Well, you never know when thieves may publicize your short comings:

Ten robberies were reported in Milwaukee late Friday and early Saturday, including one of an 18-year-old police aide who was relieved of his pants in the process.
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Police speculate it's a matter of efficiency. "We think it's just easier to take the pants and go through the pockets later," Shepard said.

For those pre-disposed to going commando, think of how bad that indecent exposure ticket will hurt on top of getting robbed. Do us all a favor-wear your undies in Milwaukee.