AP-Sad news came out of Iraq today as the world learned of the failed mission of US soldier John Adam. Adam, captured Tuesday by shoplifting 11 year olds, had an objective of freeing three blonde women, all named Barbie, from their captors in Sadr City. Once Adam was captured, the Barbies' captors took out their anger on them, beheading them with a dull 9 year old girl.
Army medics recovered the three Barbies' late in the day Wednesday. They are hopeful they can reattach the Barbies' heads with a little known Apoxie treatment, allowing them to live normal lives until their arms and legs fall off. Sadly, the doctors do not believe they can do anything to alleviate digestive problems created by the Barbies' abnormally narrow waists.
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The soldier sent to rescue the Barbies should have been Ken!
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