Tuesday, February 22, 2005

PETA now targets middle schoolers

This morning in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, PETA attempted to win converts to veganism amongst the junior high set:
Animal rights activists were kicked off the DeLong Middle School campus this morning after encouraging students to become vegans.
Credit the school principle for keeping the activists from turning her school into a circus. To wit, the chicken-human:
A PETA activist wore a chicken suit with a sign that read, “I Am Not a Nugget.” A woman held a TV screen that showed singing chickens.
The activist is right. We gots to plump that chicken up a lot more before we make it into a chicken nugget. Especially dem der singin' chickens. Yum!

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