Solutions that masquerade as problems

Since today is Earth Day, it is only appropriate that Jiblog celebrates with a politically incorrect post full of earthy goodness. It starts over at the blog Random10, which looks at the top ten threats global warming poses to Wisconsin. Here is number 6:

6. More native birds!!!

“Greater resident bird populations, however, could increase competition for food and resources available for migratory songbirds and making it difficult for them to survive.”

Do you know what this means? It means our runaway feral cat population is in place to thin the migratory bird population, allowing them to thrive without the threat of overpopulation! It is gloroius nature seeking a balance in all things! And according to a Charlotte cabby, we can always send our extra feral cats off to faraway lands to solve hunger issues.