1. Cleaned the yard of biodegradable natural waste.
2. Mowed the lawn, and spilled some gas in doing so.
3. Worked on cutting down a bush. Plans are to burn it.
4. Purchased chemicals which will pollute the waterways and groundwater, but which will make my lawn nice and purty.
5. Fixed ventilation on clothes drier, threw out old, non-biodegradable venilation system.
6. Turned on all of the lights in the house, sat down in the recliner, and started watching 43 vehicles burn high octane fuel as they drive around in a circle for 4 hours. Oh, and I opened a beer.
Happy Earth Day, one and all!
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