One, two, three bypasses you're out at the old ball game

The Des Moines Register, in honor of the first Iowa Cubs game of the season, has a lineup of some of the fine concessions at Principal Park. Here are a few of the delicacies:

DH (designated hitter): Foot Long Chili Cheese Dog (new!).
Stats: $6. It's a frank in a bun topped with tons of chili and melted shredded cheese.

Heavy hitter (No. 3): BBQ nacho (new!).
Stats: $6. Fried tortilla chips topped with barbecue pork, melted cheese and fresh veggies.

No. 9 (leadoff's on deck): Philly Cheesesteak (new!).
Stats: $5. It's a huge hoagie bun filled high with grilled steak and sauteed onions and peppers, topped with melted cheese.

Word on the street is that the Des Moines Mercy Medical Center will be building a second Iowa Heart Hospital underneath the bleachers in right field.