Monday, June 12, 2006

The Jib anti-cancer diet

Finally, a diet I can get on board with. We learned earlier today that 17 beers a day may cut the risk of prostate cancer. Two more studies came out today which meld nicely with the first. The second study says that eating pizza may cut the risk of of colon and mouth cancers. Beer and pie? Hurrah! On top of that, in the third study we are told that coffee may reduce the risk of cirrhosis of the liver as caused by alcohol. Do you know what this means? You may get fat as hell, but if you drink 17 beers and a couple of pizza pies a night, and start your day off with a gallon of coffee, you are a walking cancer antidote.

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