Thursday, September 29, 2005

Double Trouble

The Netherlands has allowed its first 'trio' civil union. I can't help but wonder if this poor, dumb bastard knows what he's getting himself into:
“I love both Bianca and Mirjam, so I am marrying them both,” Victor said. He had previously been married to Bianca. Two and a half years ago they met Mirjam Geven through an internet chatbox. Eight weeks later Mirjam deserted her husband and came to live with Victor and Bianca. After Mirjam’s divorce the threesome decided to marry.
Victor is already bald, so he doesn't have to worry about pulling his hair out, but now he's going to have to worry about getting caught in evil eye crossfires, frigid double cold shoulders, and the ignonimity of two wives kicking him out of bed and making him sleep on the couch. Silly rabbit.

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