Playin' in the rain

The local rec softball league was desperate to get rid of us for the season. They rain delayed the entire night's schedule of games, dumping 20 bags of kitty litter on the field to make it playable. Our meaningless game was to follow the championship, first at 8:15, then at 9:15. So we waited and, for the first time this year, pre-drank. When gametime came, our opponents, who on the authority of the lovely Mrs. Jib talked smack about us all year, failed to show. We gutted out the cold rain and the pansies didn't even come to play. 7-0 good guys.