Friday, September 01, 2006

The one man nuttier than Tom Cruise... naked birth sculpting, Suri Cruise poop bronzing 'artist' Daniel Edwards.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

Just in case you were considering deluding yourself into thinking that this is a genuine bronze casting of Suri Cruise's first solid deuce, you should probably read the fine print from the Q&A page at the eBay auction for this sculpture:

Q: Is there a certificate of authenticity that comes with this?

A: The gallery will issue a Certificate of Authenticity stating that the sculpture is, an original work of art produced by Daniel Edwards. Please note there will be no authentication from the Cruise family as the item was made as an artist rendering of what Suri Cruises' first solid meal waste would look like. Thank you for your intrest and good luck bidding!

Translation: This is about as authentic as the Spears on a bear rug sculpture that this guy did previously. If you are considering upping the current $7,000 ante on this item, realize that all you are getting is a shitty piece of sculpture that isn't all it is crapped up to be.

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