The perfect recorded campaign call

Hello, my name is Jib. I know that you are tired of the campaign calls, but the good news is you have the power to stop them when you vote for me, Jib, for (Office X) tomorrow. I will gladly call off the robo-call dogs once you've elected me. I should note, however, than I have a lot of money left in my campaign fund, and if you do not elect me on November 7th, I am going to begin campaigning for this job again on November 9th. That means more phone calls. So elect me, Jib, and stop the insane ringing tomorrow. I'm Jib, and I approve this message. Jib for (Office X), Delilah Cat Treasurer.