Awww hell. I just realized something very painful. Because John Kerry is faking his love for the Boston Red Sox, I must cheer for the dreaded Yankees down the stretch here. Normally, I'd rather have Rich Lowry pontificate on the Yanks and then lock me into a room with Al Franken, Janene Godawfulhole, Howard Dean, and the entire staff of the New York Times for a week. Until, that is, Kerry started wearing his love for the Sox on his sleave. I could maybe bear that if he actually gave a rat's ass about the sports I love. Instead, he screws up the names of Red Sox present, past, and never was, he screws up how many games back the Red Sox are, etc, etc. Toss in the insult he paid me and my fellow Wisconsinites by calling Lambeau Field Lambert, and I have to oppose the Red Sox on merit. Which means I need the Yankees to win the Eastern Division. Arrrgh! Drat.
Go Yankees.
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