Monday, September 06, 2004

Home ownership: blessing and curse

Well, I've been a home owner for 6 days now. It is wonderful. It is also exhausting. I don't have nearly the time to sit back, smoke cigars, and drink mint julips like I used to. Hiring an undocumented worker who has his own drivers license, social security number (6 of them, in fact), and 15 names is out of the question. Even though the media loves illegal aliens, I'm sure they'd use it against me. Too bad, too. I think the attic is insulated with pesos.

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