The new perfume craze for lecherous teachers

Coming to a school teacher near you: Play-Doh perfume.

Call it "eau de Doh."

Play-Doh perfume is hitting store shelves as part of the venerable toy's 50th anniversary celebrations, Hasbro announced yesterday.
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In the announcement, Hasbro said the perfume would likely appeal to "highly creative people who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood."

And to teachers like Debra LaFave. And there is a joke about eating the Play-Doh here, but after having written & deleted it, I'll leave the punch line to you.