Friday, May 05, 2006

Zarqawi's got a gun

I have a solution to the problem of capturing or killing Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. We have Cheney, armed with a shotgun, go mano y mano with him, armed with an automatic weapon. From FOX:

But as the previously unseen video was shown, Lynch mocked al-Zarqawi, suggesting his weapon jammed and he was unable to fix it.

"It's supposed to be automatic fire, he's shooting single shots. Something is wrong with his machine gun, he looks down, can't figure out, calls his friend to come unblock the stoppage and get the weapon firing again," Lynch said.

"This piece you all see as he walks away, he's wearing his black uniform and his New Balance tennis shoes as he moves to this white pickup. And, his close associates around him ... do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves," the military spokesman added.


Make sure you go to the link and watch the video for yourself. I do think I'd place my money on Cheney.

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