South Korean dies after playing video games for 49 consecutive hours.
(North Korean News Service)-His excellency Kim Jong-il, beloved Supreme Leader of North Korea, once played video games for 127 consecutive hours without so much as blinking his eyes. During this time, he conquered 27 different games. Afterwards, he went for a light 26.6 mile jog, which he completed in just under 45 minutes. The South Koreans are weakened by their relationship with the hedonistic, capitalist pig United States.
(Satire. Just in case ya weren't sure)
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