Beware if I announce that I'm visiting your state. Since the beginning of the year, trouble has followed me on my travels, but preyed on the the natives. I go to California, they get mudslides. I go to New York, floods. New Jersey, floods. I go to Florida and Jaws attacks kids.
There are two exceptions. I go to Minnesota and Illinois and the fates decide you've already got it tough enough, what with being Minnesotans and Illini and all.
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