Thursday, October 11, 2007

Kudos to a post at HuffPo

Linger over that headline because it isn't often that you'll see it here. John Ridley deserves the kudos, though, because he writes a post on Che Gueverra that should be included with every Che t-shirt and every copy of The Motorcycle Diaries.

In death Guevara has certainly managed to whitewash his image. A cleansing aided by such personality cultisms as the film The Motorcycle Diaries, which portrays Guevara as a young, wide-eyed do-gooder who travels South America looking to right social wrongs. Romanticized and corporate pimped, for most who even know who Guevara was they have no idea what he stood for. They merely accept that he was the South American Martin Luther King.

He was not.

Guevara was a brutal, egotistical killer without the smarts to enact lasting economic reform nor the guile to achieve true insurgent victory. His most significant military achievement -- the taking of Santa Clara during Castro's Cuban revolution -- might have been more a matter of financial bribery than military strategy.

What is in little dispute is the savagery of his tenure as the commander of the La Cabaña Fortress prison. Think of it as Cuba's Abu Ghraib. In a mere five months Guevara oversaw and personally signed off on the execution of as many as 500 people. Men, women, children. Not all merely loyalists to overthrown Cuban dictator Fulgencio Batista. Also executed were political prisoners, dissidents, artist, intellectuals and homosexuals. A representative number of the left the revolution was supposed to be lifting up.

His bloody handiwork should come as no surprise. Before Guvera was a soap pitchman from beyond the grave, he was the "The Butcher of la Cabaña" who preached: "hatred as an element of struggle; unbending hatred for the enemy, which pushes a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him into an effective, violent, selective, and cold-blooded killing machine."

Mr. Ridley makes a gross error of scale in comparing La Cabana to Abu Ghraib, but he is otherwise dead on in his treatment of Che.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Phantom phone vibrations

I keep my cell phone clipped to my belt on my hip, mostly because I'm afraid I'd lose the damn thing if I put it anywhere else. I also keep it on vibrate mode because I hate the sound of ringing cell phones. So I was very surprised to learn that I'm not the only one who feels phantom phone rings.

If your hipbone is connected to your BlackBerry or your thighbone is connected to your cell phone, those vibrations you're feeling in the car, in your pajamas, in the shower, may be coming from your headbone.

Many mobile phone addicts and BlackBerry junkies report feeling vibrations when there are none, or feeling as if they're wearing a cell phone when they're not.

The first time it happened to Jonathan Zaback, a manager at the public relations company Burson-Marsteller, he was out with friends and showing off his new BlackBerry Curve.

"While they were looking at it, I felt this vibration on my side. I reached down to grab it and realized there was no BlackBerry there."

I'm no cell phone addict. Hell, people don't even call me that much. Still, I get the phantom ring.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Did you know? Lethal Weapon Edition

Did you know...

...that Al Leong was a cast member in two of the biggest action movies of the 80's? In 1987's Lethal Weapon, he played Endo, the character who shocked Martin Riggs with a car battery. In 1988's Die Hard, he played Uli, the terrorist seen stealing candy early in the movie.

...that Jackie Swanson, the woman who played prostitute/porn starlette Amanda Hunsaker in Lethal Weapon, went on to greater fame by playing good girl Kelly Gaines in the TV show Cheers.

Iran So Far

On Saturday I mentioned an amusing short on Saturday Night Live that featured Andy Samberg. For those of you who missed it, here it is:

Must be one of them "Happy California Cows"

Talk about your species confusion:

When Beverly and Ernie Fischer gathered up their cattle this fall in Morton County, they rounded up a little more than they expected. We were moving some cattle, and we got a moose," Ernie Fischer said. "He thinks he is a cow," said his wife.

I'll pay good money to see a mooing moose

...And speaking of unsanitary public places

Ya might want to avoid the Gowanus Canal in Brooklyn:

A New York City College of Technology biologist released a report Thursday finding the Gowanus Canal in Brooklyn tested positive for gonorrhea contamination.

Umm, yuck.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Forget Miller's Sponsorship

The real issue should be the numerous public health code violations at the Folsom Street Fair. That looks like it is the most unsanitary public event from which I've ever had the displeasure of seeing pictures.

Is Larry Craig a masochist?

Seriously. Does this guy get gratification from all of this?
Republican Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho reversed course on Thursday and said he would remain in the U.S. Congress despite his conviction in a sex-sting operation at an airport men's room.

In a statement just hours after a Minnesota court refused to let him withdraw his guilty plea to a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct, Craig said he planned to complete his third term that ends in January 2009.

There is no good reason for him to stay on at this point, and he's going to have to deal with this continually. I'm beginning to wonder if he's enjoying this.

Traffic cat is out of the bag

Traffic is important for most websites. It determines ad rates as well a website's influence. Most people do not question traffic numbers very much, but they should. Patrick Ruffini (via Dean Barnett) shows us why:

Our own Patrick Ruffini made some headlines a couple of days ago with an extremely interesting post. Delving into the vicissitudes of the Sitemeter counting system, Patrick estimated that Sitemeter overstates the amount of Daily Kos traffic by roughly 60% and that the actual number of Daily Kos readers is closer to a 250,000/day than the much ballyhooed figure of 600,000 a day.

Sitemeter is a great little web application, but it is not a reliable tool. Unique visitors is the key measurement for traffic. Established and commercial traffic trackers like Hitbox will track unique visitors over the course of a day, week, month, etc. Sitemeter tracks unique visitors per 30 minutes and no farther. That means if you visit a site once an hour, all day, you will count as 24 unique visits under Sitemeter's system. This creates an echo chamber than can over count the actual number of unique visitors to a site like Daily Kos in a day, and thus greatly skew how much influence such a site has in the political process.

That's not to come down on Sitemeter. Sitemeter was never designed to be an authoritative voice on traffic, and that's part of the reason you don't see it on commercial web sites. But even among those companies that are in business to count and log traffic there can be significant disparities. There is no defined standard for counting traffic, and that means there is a lot of gray area that can be exploited. And in the case of blogs and Sitemeter, you can be sure that the actual number of unique visitors in a day are smaller in most cases (RSS feeds play a part in this, too, but that is another discussion for another day).

Headlines you wish you never clicked

This one is at the top of my list:

Charges dropped in sherry enema death.

I'll let you decide whether you choose to make the same mistake that I did. Note: The last paragraph is the kicker.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

It's time to put a leash on Jimmy Carter for his own good

I can only imagine how terrified Jimmy Carter's cohorts were in this situation; I'm quite sure some emergency underwear changes were required.

Former President Carter got in a shouting match Wednesday with Sudanese security services who blocked him from a town in Darfur where he was trying to meet with refugees from the ongoing conflict.

The 83-year-old Carter walked into this highly volatile pro-Sudanese government town to meet refugees too frightened to attend a scheduled meeting at a nearby compound. He was able to make it to a school where he met with one tribal representative and was preparing to go further into the town when Sudanese security officers stopped him.

"You can't go. It's not on the program!" the local security chief, who only gave his first name as Omar, yelled at Carter, who is in Darfur as part of a delegation of respected international figures known as "The Elders."

"We're going to anyway!" an angry Carter retorted as a crowd began to gather. "You don't have the power to stop me."

U.N. officials told Carter's entourage the Sudanese state police could bar his way. Carter's traveling companions, billionaire businessman Richard Branson and Graca Machel, the wife of former South African President Nelson Mandela, tried to ease his frustration and his Secret Service detail urged him to get into a car and leave.

I assure you, former President Carter, when a guy is holding a gun in a third world country with a propensity for using said gun, he does indeed have "the power to stop" you.

Smell of chili evacuates a restaurant

From London:

Super spicy chili sauce being cooked at a London Thai restaurant sparked road closures and evacuations after passers-by complained that the smell was burning their throats, police said Wednesday.

London Fire Brigade's chemical response team was called after reports that a strong smell was wafting from the restaurant in the heart of London's Soho district Monday afternoon, a Metropolitan police spokesman said, speaking anonymously in line with force policy.

Authorities sealed off several premises and closed roads. The Times of London described shoppers coughing and spluttering as firefighters wearing special breathing masks sought the source of the smell.

I've been in rooms that I wish had been evacuated because of chili caused scents-but never before the meal had actually been served.

Question of the Day

Does it give a law professor a feeling of superiority to question the word usage of a Supreme Court Justice in a situation where the word has variant spellings and the editor did not even flag it? It just seems an odd thing to critique.

The Toothless Bear Growls Again

Russia continues its recent pattern of scare tactics:
Russia's military space commander vowed to retaliate with an arms race if any country started putting weapon systems into orbit, he said in remarks published on Wednesday.

"We need to have strong rules about space, to avoid its militarization and if any country will place a weapon in space, then our response will be the same," Space Forces Commander Colonel-General Vladimir Popovkin told the newspaper Trud.

I know that there is a strong sentiment out there against the militarization of space, but the realist in me says that it is unavoidable. Space wasn't militarized from the 60's to the 90's because: A) The USSR/Russia knew it couldn't compete with us and would lose any space militarization race B) We had little desire to militarize something that did not need military presence C) The technology and the sophistication wasn't their yet to do it at anything less than astronomical costs. All of that is changing now, though. Except for A. With China showing great interest in militarizing space, we leave our satellite dependent society very vulnerable if we are not prepared to do the same. Additionally, the next space race may be one with economic benefits, and as such there will inevitably be national conflict over space "turf". And the technology is there and space programs seem to be developing into more sophisticated programs that involve long term human presence in space and on other heavenly bodies, making a military presence more realistic than in the days of less than one week orbits and months spent confined to a space station.

Russia is rattling its sabers on this for the exact same reason it agreed to co-operate with us in space during the Cold War and for the same reason that it agreed to space being a demilitarized zone in the first place-because they know they cannot compete with us or the Chinese. If you can't do, then you can't lose much by trying to scare.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Beautiful

Saturday Night Live. It has it's moments, like tonight when Andy Samberg does a gay love song to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I expect that the video will be making the rounds on YouTube by tomorrow.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Another thought on the Fonze

Fonzie was an immigrant to Milwaukee from New York. Had the writers decided to give the show more of a true Milwaukee flavor and made the Fonze a Polish or German city resident, could he have been as cool? Would his catch phrase have been "Aiiinnnn'aaa!"?

Completely Unrelated Sidenote
Before writing this post, I Googled the alternate aina spelling of enna. Google wanted to know if I meant to search for Enna Jameson. Amusing.

Postscript
For those of you coming here from outside Wisconsin, ain'a is perhaps the most well known word in a form of speech known as Milwaukee-ese. There, ya learned something today.

Other statue ideas for Wisconsin

With a statue of Fonzie on Milwaukee's horizon (an idea I kind of like, by the way), I got to thinking about other statues we should look at erecting here in the state of Wisconsin. The following ideas are just off the top of my head; if you have your own, please share 'em in the comments.

1. In Titanic, Jack Dawson proclaims himself a native of Chippewa Falls who fell through the ice at the then non-existent Lake Wissota. I propose a Jack Dawson statue that sticks through the ice on Lake Wissota every winter. If we could use the actual Leonardo DiCaprio, all the better.

2. This one is a must for this state, but we just have to decide where to put it: Red Foreman with his foot in Eric Foreman's ass. I propose we carve off a portion of the property that the Governor's Mansion is on, name it Point Place, and locate the statue there.

3. How can we not represent Chachi? I propose a statue of Chachi on a corduroy couch. I think this one will have to be located in one of Milwaukee's gentlemen's clubs, though.

4. Port Washington gets a statue of Frank and Carol from "Step by Step". I'm not sure what the final work should look like, but it will definitely include a Thighmaster.

5. Milwaukee gets yet another, this one of Alice Cooper. In Wayne's World, Cooper teaches more Milwaukee history than the Milwaukee School District.

Monday, September 24, 2007

A Giuliani Supporter's Bad Idea

It would be best if this idea were quashed:

A supporter of Rudy Giuliani's is throwing a party that aims to raise $9.11 per person for the Republican's presidential campaign.

Abraham Sofaer is having a fundraiser at his Palo Alto, Calif., home on Wednesday, when Giuliani backers across the country are participating in the campaign's national house party night.

But Sofaer said he had nothing to do with the "$9.11 for Rudy" theme.

"There are some young people who came up with it," Sofaer said when reached by telephone Monday evening. He referred other questions to Giuliani's campaign.

It is in bad taste and it can easily be turned against Giuliani as an example of his campaign using 9-11 for his own benefit. His staff needs to deep six this idea, and quickly.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Will China Beat Us Back to the Moon? Probably

In the opinion of NASA Administrator Michael Griffin, China will likely beat us back to the moon. I agree with him, but for more reasons than he gave in the linked speech. I have no doubt that China has a more comprehensive moon program than we do, but I think it has another advantage over us: China's program does not have an inordinate fear of accidents.

That's not to say a haphazard space program is a better space program. Quite the contrary. A diligent, well thought out program will have more success over the long run than a haphazard, unsafe program, and to a certain extent that was played out during the US-USSR 'space race'. We have developed accident paralysis in our space program, though. There is zero tolerance for accidents and deaths in our space program today, and that makes our program slow, cautious, and at times it almost completely shuts down our manned space program. China does not have that same accident paralysis. If they have an accident as they make their way to the moon, they'll dust off and move forward, and that benefits them because there has been no frontier opened by humans that has not come at a human cost. Because of that, I think we'll see China on the moon long before our program makes very much progress at all.

I'm a big supporter of a vibrant US manned space program because there will be huge economic and, with China's entry into space, military benefits to a more permanent human presence in space. I'm increasingly convinced that because of our space program's proclivity to accident paralysis, we are going to have to rely on a fledgling commercial space program to compete with China.

Calling BS on the New York Times

One of the problems that occurs when the specifics of an advertising discount become widely known is that the ad reps will end up with a mess on their hands. Existing advertisers usually get upset that the same discount was not made available to them when they paid a higher rate, and new advertisers try to take advantage of the new opportunity to get a cheap ad. So it was inevitable that this happened:

... MoveOn.org paid what is known in the newspaper industry as a standby rate of $64,575 that it should not have received under Times policies. The group should have paid $142,083. The Times had maintained for a week that the standby rate was appropriate, but a company spokeswoman told me late Thursday afternoon that an advertising sales representative made a mistake.

Perhaps this really is the case, but I sincerely doubt it. Once the Post went public with the Moveon.com rate, I'm sure the Times ended up with a rate crisis on its hands. The surest way to put a stop to it is to say that a rep screwed up, tighten the line on rates for a couple of weeks, and then let the reps go right back to the discounting they were doing before.

Update
And given what I've said above, I disagree about my previous post on this topic putting me in any kind of awkward position.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Darn

I received this email from the Milwaukee Brewers today:

Thank you for registering for a chance to purchase tickets for potential 2007 Division Series games at Miller Park. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected for this ticket offer.

But don't forget, there's still a chance to see the Brewers in the postseason at Miller Park! By entering the Brewers' Postseason Ticket Opportunity, you've also registered to win the chance to purchase tickets to potential 2007 League Championship Series and World Series games at Miller Park. Drawing dates have not yet been determined, but you will receive an e-mail to let you know if you've won the opportunity to purchase tickets to those exciting games!

Thank you for entering, and good luck in future Postseason Ticket Opportunity drawings!

GO BREWERS!

Drat. Oh well, I'm holding out for World Series ducats, anyway.

Friday, September 21, 2007

On Dan Rather's Lawsuit Against CBS

Dan Rather is, always has been, and always will be a very strange man who somehow managed to anchor a major network's nightly news. The "always will be" explains his $70 million lawsuit against CBS. (I'm big fan of brevity lately).

Courage.

The Jena 6

Let me be perhaps the first blogger to ever utter these words: I don't get it.

If you are unfamiliar with the Jena 6, head over to Instapundit to read a summary.

Back? Good. Okay, here's my issue. Surely people aren't protesting because these six are being charged and tried for beating the hell out of a kid, right? They put a pretty good smack down on the kid, and they deserve to be charged and tried. There is no justification for what they did, period. So is the protest over the nooses in the tree and the failure to expel the kids responsible for it? If so, why has it been so long in happening? So if that isn't it, then is the logic behind this that the Jena 6 don't deserve to be charged for beating the hell out of a kid because some other kids got off light for the repugnant act of putting nooses in the "white tree"? That's the only reason I can think of for people like David Bowie contributing money to the Jena 6 defense fund. And if that's the reason, I can't get on board with this.

Update
Welcome, Instapundit readers. If you feel like casting some more light on this issue, feel free to join the conversation ongoing in the comments.

Yeah, but would anyone notice?

In news you wouldn't expect out of current day Western Europe, ethnic divisions could lead to a national breakup in Belgium.
Belgium has given the world Audrey Hepburn, René Magritte, the saxophone and deep-fried potato slices that somehow are called French.

But the back story of this flat, Maryland-size country of 10.4 million is of a bad marriage writ large — two nationalities living together that cannot stand each other. Now, more than three months after a general election, Belgium has failed to create a government, producing a crisis so profound that it has led to a flood of warnings, predictions, even promises that the country is about to disappear.

“We are two different nations, an artificial state created as a buffer between big powers, and we have nothing in common except a king, chocolate and beer,” said Filip Dewinter, the leader of Vlaams Belang, or Flemish Bloc, the extreme-right, xenophobic Flemish party, in an interview. “It’s ‘bye-bye, Belgium’ time.”

Radical Flemish separatists like Mr. Dewinter want to slice the country horizontally along ethnic and economic lines: to the north, their beloved Flanders — where Dutch (known locally as Flemish) is spoken and money is increasingly made — and to the south, French-speaking Wallonia, where a kind of provincial snobbery was once polished to a fine sheen and where today old factories dominate the gray landscape.

“There are two extremes, some screaming that Belgium will last forever and others saying that we are standing at the edge of a ravine,” said Caroline Sägesser, a Belgian political analyst at Crisp, a socio-political research organization in Brussels. “I don’t believe Belgium is about to split up right now. But in my lifetime? I’d be surprised if I were to die in Belgium.”

I'm all for a breakup, if only because the nations of Flanders and Wallonia sound funny.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Freelance Intelligence Analyst

This is just awesome:

Once her son is off to school, Laura Mansfield settles in at her dining room table with her laptop and begins trolling Arabic-language message boards and chat rooms popular with jihadists.

Fluent in Arabic, the self-employed terror analyst often hacks into the sites, translates the material, puts it together and sends her analysis via a subscription service to intelligence agencies, law enforcement and academics.

Occasionally she comes across a gem, such as when she found a recent Osama bin Laden video — before al-Qaida had announced it.

Now if we can just replace Congress with a freelance Congress...

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

On blogging in 2007

Things have been slow around my little corner of the blogosphere this year. I'm certainly not blogging with the zeal that had me at 6 to 10 posts a day a couple of years ago. Some of this is because life intervened and I found my attentions drawn elsewhere, but that isn't the whole of it. I've really been struggling to figure out why I've slowed down in posting. Tonight, things started to come together, and I think I know why my volume of posts has dropped off: 2007 has been a very vapid news year.

Politics in Washington have been somewhat inconsequential. President Bush squandered any political capital he had after his re-election, and there are no more pet conservative projects in the pipeline because of it. Now in 2006, that provided plenty of fodder for blogging because the Bush Administration's failures in pushing so many conservative programs is, in my opinion, what lost Republicans control of Congress that year. This year has been devoid of much of what would normally get a conservative fired up, and both parties have resorted to little more than political jostling for 2008.

Meanwhile, the great conversations of war and peace have been played out, and here we are with two wars on our hands. An ambivalence has set in amongst the American public, and any increases in support of the Iraq war can probably be attributed to the fact that some Americans have resigned themselves to the fact that the easiest way out of Iraq will be to actually finish the job. North Korea has fallen off the map as Iran has loomed larger, but even with Iran there has no sense of urgency. China and Russia have been major players in the news, yet both still seem like tomorrow's problem. In our own backyard, we've failed to give enough attention to pressing issues like how a post-Fidel Cuba will affect us, or what will be the consequences of growing socialism/communism in Latin America.

Rather than attention focusing on the vital issues above, we've numbed ourselves by injecting heavy doses of Britney, Paris, Teen Pagent Queens, OJ, and other brain dead celebrities directly into our national veins. What disturbs me is the nation did something similar toward the end of the Clinton administration, and our desire to ignore real issues allowed our leaders to avoid the tough topics like the growing threat of terror. That threat still exists, and many others have been brewing on the horizon. I hope that we (myself included) snap out of our haze, and soon.

My thoughts on Sally Field's Emmy speech

I couldn't care less what Sally Field feels about anything, so I'll pass. But give me a double helping of the kid getting Tasered at the Kerry event. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

My thoughts on OJ

Wake me when he and Al Cowlings hook up for another drive. Until then, I'm ignoring the murder.

Arrr!

Ahoy, maties. Talk like a Yooper day be just around the corner.

Update
The date of this year's Talk Like a Yooper Day will be November 18th. Don't forget your blaze orange and make sure you cheer for da Pack.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Strange occurrence on a dark road

Okay, I've spent the last hour or so debating whether to post this or not. I've wavered but I've decided to go ahead with it. Consider it either a PSA for the Fort Atkinson area or just a quirky story.

The lovely Mrs. Jib and I were headed back from Madison this evening, and it was a dark drive on Highway 12. We got to a point about a mile west of Fort Atkinson when the high beams picked up something on the side of the road. It took a moment to make out what it was. It was a man standing just off the road. He was in jeans and some sort of long sleeved shirt. Neither of us could see his face or his head. In fact, there was just a kind of blackness where his head was. It appeared to the lovely Mrs. Jib that he was wearing some sort of black hood and looking down. The guy was directly facing traffic, which at that time of night consisted of us and another car about 3/4 of a mile behind us. His hands were down near his fly, but because he passed in and out of our headlights so quickly that neither one of us could make out what his hands were doing down there-or if something was out that shouldn't have been. There was no car parked near by, and we didn't see any bags. He was standing there, not walking anywhere, and he didn't hold his thumb out, so we don't think it was a hitchhiker, a broken down motorist, or even someone just out for a walk.

I'm not pleased at the possibility of someone getting off by flashing people in the dark of night just outside of the town that I live in, so I called it in to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department, if somewhat reluctantly (that's not the easiest thing to report). The dispatcher seemed rather disinterested by it and didn't even ask my name. If a deputy was dispatched, I'm sure that the person was long gone by the time they even got there. Just the same, if anyone else has a similar experience around this area, I encourage you to report it, just to be on the safe side.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Ye Olde Time Solution to Low Fertility Rates

With Russia trying novel ways to boost fertility rates and writers looking at even more ways, I say let's look back in history to see what our ancestors did. With that, I am going to quote this entry from (*cough*) Uncle John's Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader by The Bathroom Readers' Institute (Page 72, Bathroom Readers' Press 2006, First Printing):
  • BACHELOR TAX. A favorite strategy of governments to encourage population growth and raise money at the same time. Julius Caesar tried it in 18 B.C. The English imposed it in 1695. The Russians under Peter the Great used it in 1702, as did the Missouri legislature in 1820. The Spartans of ancient Greece didn't care about the money-they preferred public humiliation. Bachelors in Sparta were required to march around the public market in wintertime stark naked, while singing a song making fun of their unmarried status.
I think the Spartan method is more a form of shrinkage than a tax.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

On the New York Times discount to Moveon.org

If you hadn't heard, the New York Post reports that the New York Times gave a pretty big discount to Moveon.org for its full page ad disparaging General Petraeus.

The New York Times dramatically slashed its normal rates for a full-page advertisement for MoveOn.org's ad questioning the integrity of Gen. David Petraeus, the commander of U.S. forces in Iraq.
[...]
According to Abbe Serphos, director of public relations for the Times, "the open rate for an ad of that size and type is $181,692."

A spokesman for MoveOn.org confirmed to The Post that the liberal activist group had paid only $65,000 for the ad - a reduction of more than $116,000 from the stated rate.

A Post reporter who called the Times advertising department yesterday without identifying himself was quoted a price of $167,000 for a full-page black-and-white ad on a Monday.


Before we get ourselves too worked up over this, it should be known that display (not classified) ad sales reps typically have leeway in the prices they charge for ads. Some have the independence to do whatever they need to do to get an ad, some have to get approval for big discounts, but most do have the flexibility to discount. Call it media ad sales' dirty little secret. Price flexibility (i.e. discounting) is used for any number of reasons-a publication or rep may want to bring in a new customer that they see doing a large dollar volume of business over time. The rep or the publication might need to bring in last minute funds to meet a budget. The customer might already be a good customer that is doing an extra buy. The ad might be part of a larger "package" of advertising a customer has agreed to in exchanged for preferential pricing. An ad may have fallen out at the last second and the space needs to be filled. Finally, the rep in question might just be bad at meeting price objections and caves into discounting pressures easily.

This discounting flexibility is not without its problems for media. Most publications are really planned for ads to sell very near the published price, and it is in most reps interest to do so. In some segments of media, there has been horrible price erosion for ads because of discounting and predatory competitive discounting. This leads to some publications having little choice but to discount, sometimes significantly, in order to meet the budgets. In some segments, published prices have almost no meaning anymore. Yes, if someone calls out of the blue and asks for the price of an ad, they are going to be quoted published prices. But if there is any price erosion in that market at all, that first price is little more than the beginning point of negotiations.

I don't know the situation that ad reps for the New York Times are specifically facing. For all I know, this was a good ol' boy discount. I doubt that it is, though, because in most cases the higher ups aren't aware of the price of an ad until long after it is on the books and the ad is published. Some forms of print media are brutal ad markets right now, and I suspect the newspaper business is one of them. With the advent of internet advertising, some print mediums like papers are facing even more pricing pressure. I would think the New York Post is very aware of that, and I'm more than a little surprised that they launched this volley because I'm sure that a look at their books will show more than a few heavily discounted ads, too.

I can't beat him, can I?

The title of this post is a quote from the movie Tombstone, and right now I feel like Kurt Russell's Wyatt Earp did when he uttered those words to Doc Holliday. You see, I am up for Real Debate Wisconsin's coveted "MRQ of the week." I think my comment about not being able to trust the UN or anonymous sources is pretty good, but I also know that I'm up against a damn good quip in Harvey's "As long as remembers her panties." It is always tough to beat a quote about panties. So I need any an all of you to be my Doc Holliday and slay Harvey's quote by hitting RDW's sidebar and voting for my quote, "There are two things you can never trust in this world, besides the government: Then UN and anonymous sources."

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Yeah, but what will it do to sea levels?

This is one of those discoveries that it pays to be aware of, but not get too excited about-at least not right away.

An Erie cancer researcher has found a way to burn salt water, a novel invention that is being touted by one chemist as the "most remarkable" water science discovery in a century.

John Kanzius happened upon the discovery accidentally when he tried to desalinate seawater with a radio-frequency generator he developed to treat cancer. He discovered that as long as the salt water was exposed to the radio frequencies, it would burn.

The discovery has scientists excited by the prospect of using salt water, the most abundant resource on earth, as a fuel.


It is one thing to discover something, and it is quite another to apply it, make it practical for general use, and then make it sustainably profitable. If they can do that with this discovery, great, but then get yourself ready for greenies who are upset about what we are doing to the world's oceans.

Learn something new every day, baseball edition

Rule 3.09 from the Major League Baseball Official Rule Book:

3.09
Players in uniform shall not address or mingle with spectators, nor sit in the stands before, during, or after a game. No manager, coach or player shall address any spectator before or during a game. Players of opposing teams shall not fraternize at any time while in uniform.

At the very least, this rule is broken every time a player signs an autograph before a game or hands a ball to a kid during a game.

The question here is not should but rather how?

Over the past week there has been discussion in the media and on the internet as to whether we should still commemorate 9-11. With a doubt in my mind, the answer is yes. My only question is how. As a blogger, I don't want to tell the same old stories over and over again, to express the same emotions. That's what my archives are for, and what I've written still stands. There is little sense in me repeating it every single year. At some point, the story of my 9-11 loses its significance. The stories that really matter as time marches on are those of the living and the dead who were there.

As for real time commemorations, do we ritualize them, doing the same thing year after year? If so, does that lose its impact over time? I'm not sure. All I know is that history will remember the date September 11 in much the same way that it remembers December 7, and much like Pearl Harbor Day, from this point on, our commemorations will slowly fade, marking time on anniversaries that end in fives and zeros. Neither day will ever be forgotten, but in the American way of always moving forward, while we will always offer our respects on both dates, we will not allow tragic events to dominate those dates forever. We do not forget, but we do carry on.

Seeing the game in a whole new light

For the first time in many years, I am playing fantasy football this season. A friend is teaching his kid how to play, and they needed an extra to fill out a small four team league. I came into tonight's game in a bit of a hole, and I needed nice nights from Chad Johnson and Frank Gore. Neither had a good enough night to propel me past my opponent, but I was amazed at how having a fantasy football interest in the games change the way I watched them. The games became a completely self serving endeavor, so much so that I found myself flip flopping on who I was cheering for in each game several times. This is going to be an interesting season. I just hope the kid doesn't beat me.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Millard Fillmore's impact on Wisconsin History

Tom McMahon has a post called Rank Then By Their Comedic Potential: 5 Pre-Civil War Presidents and 1 Member of the Ill-Fated 1969 Chicago Cubs. Number one on the list was Millard Fillmore. Funny name indeed, but a significant player in Wisconsin's history. I tried to leave this as a comment at McMahon's site, but comments are down so I'll post it here.

Millard Fillmore, funny name and all, actually played a significant role in Wisconsin's history. Zachary Taylor had signed an order removing all Chippewa Indians to Minnesota. After Taylor died, Chief Buffalo of the Lake Superior Chippewa traveled to D.C. at an advanced age and convinced Fillmore to stay the order. Minus Fillmore's decision to allow them to stay in Wisconsin, there would be no Chippewa in Wisconsin today.

Friday, September 07, 2007

I Can't Decide if...

...Osama bin Laden is...

...a diarist at the Daily Kos:

"People of America: the world is following your news in regards to your invasion of Iraq, for people have recently come to know that, after several years of tragedies of this war, the vast majority of you want it stopped. Thus, you elected the Democratic Party for this purpose, but the Democrats haven't made a move worth mentioning. On the contrary, they continue to agree to the spending of tens of billions to continue the killing and war there."

...or an old Soviet communist:

"It has now become clear to you and the entire world the impotence of the democratic system and how it plays with the interests of the peoples and their blood by sacrificing soldiers and populations to achieve the interests of the major corporations."

...or Noam Chomsky and Al Gore:

He goes on to call Noam Chomsky "among one of the most capable of those from your own side," and mentions global warming and "the Kyoto accord."

I'm voting for Chomsky and Gore.

Argh! Doh! Slap!

(Begin rant) If there is one creature I'd be happy to see the extinction of, it would be bird-sized mosquitoes. I just finished mowing the lawn and I think I lost a pint of blood. I let the cat out today and two mosquitoes almost carried the little lard butt away. If we get any more rain, we're going to need .22s to kill the blood suckers. It is September-I should be enjoy high school football and crisp fall air, not waging a one man Custer's Last Stand against mosquitoes. (Rant over)

Thursday, September 06, 2007

UN cleaned out by...a cleaning agent?

Remember the big hubub over the chemical weapons found at the UN? Well, it probably wasn't that big of a deal.

Fooled again.

Chemicals discovered in the United Nations' Manhattan offices - feared to be a toxic agent produced by Saddam Hussein's regime a decade ago - may be nothing worse than a cleaning solvent, sources said yesterday.

Preliminary tests show the substance, which was found Aug. 24, was not the potentially fatal phosgene, sources said.

I say "probably" because we'll likely find out tomorrow that instead of cleaning solvent it was the essence of the anti-Christ. There are two things you can never trust in this world, besides the government: The UN and anonymous sources.

By the way, it is time to start paying attention

This presidential campaign has already seemingly lasted longer than the dark ages. I've been a huge advocate of ignoring it up until this point. Labor Day has come and gone, though, and each party's selection process begins in 4 months. It is time to start paying attention again.

On Fred Thompson

I eschewed tonight's Republican debate but I did watch Fred Thompson's presidential announcement on The Tonight Show. I have an open mind when it comes to Thompson, so before you Fredophiles out there light into me, remember that I'm not opposed to him. I even like him a bit. Having said that, I didn't like his appearance all that much. Fred Thompson is going to be his own worst enemy. Sometimes he has all the charisma of a mushroom growing on a mossy log. That is going to contribute to both people's opinion of his work ethic (an unfair accusation that already seems to have stuck) and his likeability. His ideas are most certainly good, but remember that a lot of voters never get past the superficial. In fact, that's why so many politicians now appear on late night television-to crack a few jokes and appeal to the superficiality of portions of the electorate. On top of that, he has the slower speech of an old southerner. Again, nothing wrong with that per se, but some northerners are still going to have trouble getting past it-in fact, it may reinforce some of their negative opinions about his work ethic. I hope his campaign realizes that some of his own personality traits are going to be stumbling blocks with some voters, even as they are positives for others. My concern is that there will be voters who take his traits negatively than positively. Unless, of course, he ends every episode with the Law & Order "duhn-duhn."

Oh, just one more thought, and this one might get me crucified by the Frediacs, but Mr. Thompson, know your audience! I always cringe when I watch a politician go on Leno or Letterman and he or she is almost completely serious. There is a time for that, and late night talk shows are not that place. People want a little laughter before bed, and they certainly don't want to be reminded of the serious, humorless Bob Dole of 1996. They want to see if you have a lighter side to your personality, if you are someone they'd like to have a beer with. Don't like that? Then don't do the late night talk shows.

It sucks to be a trend setter

Especially an Apple-maniac trend setter:

Meanwhile, gadget enthusiasts who snapped up the ballyhooed iPhone before Wednesday are coping with a bitter aftertaste now that it is $200 cheaper within 10 weeks of its introduction.

The price cut, from $599 to $399 for the 8-gigabyte iPhone, immediately set off a debate on online tech forums between early adopters who said paying a premium price came with the territory and those who said they felt burned. The price reduction was too much too soon, some complained.

Hey, deal with it. This happens every time a new technology comes out. I myself bought an expensive camera in late '05 that saw price cuts in '06 and then a replacement in time for Christmas of '06. But for that fleeting moment, I had a camera most people didn't. Granted, Apple dropped their price pretty quickly, but that's life with Apple, where you are lucky if you have the latest and the greatest for a year. At least they aren't rolling out a better phone in time for Christmas.

As for me, I think I'll wait until they are giving away iPhones with new contracts. In other words, I ain't ever getting one.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Badger football photos

Thanks to my father in law, the lovely Mrs. Jib and I were able to take in Saturday's Badger game at Camp Randall. It was her first game ever, and she had a blast. Meanwhile, I had a chance to play around with my Canon XT at a major sporting event with favorable lighting for the first time. Some of the pics turned out pretty good, but it was a learning experience for me so they could have been better, and will be next time. If you'd like to see the pics, you can check them out here. If you'd just like to see a couple of the highlights, then go to this post and this post at the Wisconsin Sports Bar.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

The sights of the digital age

Years ago you'd have never seen a crystal clear, frame-by-frame view of an in air collision at an air show. Today you do. And in images like those, the horror of these events is even clearer than they used to be.

Friday, August 31, 2007

The two word's that can never, ever be said again

At least not with a straight face: Wide stance. And may God help all those switch hitter's out there with a wide stance-right, Mr. Jones?

(If ya need an explanation, Chipper Jones is a switch hitter. And he kind of has a wide stance. And his teammate is apparently a future Senator from Idaho.)

Metal bats still a no-no in NYC

And this is still one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.

A federal judge this week upheld a New York City Council-sponsored ban on metal baseball bats in high school games – even after admitting that zero empirical evidence exists to show that such bats are dangerous. The coalition of manufacturers that has gotten rich off the high-end aluminum bat market fought the ban, set to start Saturday, with a full public relations assault, hiring President Bush's former spokesman, Ari Fleischer, as its lead flack.

And less than 200 miles up Interstate 95, in Providence, R.I., a man wondered why politicians have wasted hundreds of hours and businessmen hundreds of thousands of dollars on an issue he says he could settle definitively for only $50,000.

Metal bats in and of themselves are not hazards. The New York baseball leagues could very easily have regulated metal bats in the same way that ASA regulates softball bats to ensure that potentially dangerous bats are not used. But this does beg a question: If a wood batter shatters and ends up severely injuring or killing a kid, will it be the New York City council's fault?

Thursday, August 30, 2007

More Ghosts of Anbar

Here's Part II and Part III. Go read them.

The good news is that nobody ate it

The bad news is a German man lost part of his head to a bad fridge.

A German court has awarded 3,000 euros ($4,100) in damages to a man who had to have the top of his skull replaced with plastic because of a faulty hospital fridge.

Doctors removed the top of the man's head and put it in cold storage while they operated on his brain, the court in the western city of Koblenz said Tuesday.

Because the refrigerator was defective, the section of skull was not kept cool enough and could not be reattached. Doctors replaced the bone with a plastic prosthesis.

I've worked in offices where people would graze on just about anything in the fridge that wasn't there's. At least the surgeons didn't walk in to find the OBGYN gnawing on the piece of head.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Something doesn't add up here...

The Washington Post has a story up on a guy who just sold a huge porn collection to a museum. Of all the things in the article to stick out to me, it was these two sentences:

In 1976, his wife left him, taking their 2-year-old, Amanda.

And

"I suppose I could be offended as a woman, but I don't have a problem with pornography," says Amanda Whittington, 28, who works as a portfolio accountant for T. Rowe Price while studying for an MBA at Johns Hopkins.

Either the reporter can't add or he just exposed Miss Whittington's fib about her age to an international audience.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Bye bye Alberto

I have not yet opined on today's Alberto Gonzalez resignation, and I doubt that I will opine much about it after this post. Why? Well, because it doesn't mean a whole heck of a lot. The Bush Administration is into the lame duck portion of the presidential term. Resignations are normal for the this time frame, and replacements are not likely to stay in their positions long enough to make very much difference. On top of that, Gonzalez was not a choice that a lot of us were ever terribly excited about. Time to turn the page on Gonzalez, finish this chapter of American history, and see what the next chapter holds for us all.

Scenes from a soggy August

It has been a very wet week and a half here in our corner of South Central Wisconsin. We certainly haven't had flooding to the extent that some other parts of the state have but I thought I'd share a few pics of the flooding that we do have in low lying areas near rivers. These photos are not unheard of scenes around here, but they are unusual for this time of the year.




Sunday, August 26, 2007

A question for my aviator readers

Last night the lovely Mrs. Jib and I were out on our deck enjoying a fire. At one point, I was watching a propellered plane of some sort flying over head at, if I had to guess, about 2,500 feet or so. As it got directly over us, the engine went silent, and that was immediately followed by a loud pop. We were both somewhat alarmed as we never heard the engine start back up as the plane left our sight line because of our trees. Does anyone out there know what might have happened in the air above us last night? I see no news reports of any crashes, so I'm guessing the pilot handled the situation, if there was a situation.

I almost wonder if the pilot made an emergency landing at the local airport a couple of miles from us because about 5 or 10 minutes later, another plane flew very low over our house towards the airport. It was unusual for two reasons. First, we don't typically see planes that low over our house despite the airport. Second, the engine sounded more like a diesel engine for a class 8 truck than a plane. If anyone can toss in their two cents on the unusual sights in out sky last night, I'd appreciate it.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Your 2008 People Magazine Co-Sexiest Men Alive

Well, they will be according to this study, right? And single guys out there, next time you see the woman of your desires with some pretty boy, know that there is still hope if you're gettin' cavey wit' it.

Shaw: Today, We're All Michael Vick

Russell Shaw is probably the number one reason I stopped reading the Huffington Post. The man's logic is either painfully contorted or painfully simplistic. It was only appropriate that when I dropped by the HuffPo tonight, his was the first post I read. As usual, Shaw's logic fails. He fails to get his nut in one lede paragraph, so I'll be forced to fisk him a bit even though I'd prefer not to waste that much time.

I spent one of my boyhood summers on a farm where chickens were raised for their eggs.

But I will never forget how, one day, the farmer decided that one of his chickens would make a perfect dinner.

He chased a chicken down, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck and after about 30 seconds of loud death cries from the poor bird...there was no more life.

30 seconds? What did the farmer do, read Russell's early writings until the chicken died? The poor bird can be killed in the time it takes an ax to pass through its neck. And as far as sustenance goes, I'll no more apologize for the killing of animals for food than the fox that would have enjoyed that chicken just as much.

Apparently now-former NFL star Michael Vick is going to serve time on that dogfighting rap. You know, forceably kill pit bulls that he and his friends decided weren't mean enough to excel at that disgusting non-sport.

Vick's accomplices said the dogs were dispatched by means that could only be described as highly barbaric. Shooting, electrocution, even repeatedly hurling one dog to the ground until it breathed no more.

But as a society, we should not be so quick to condemn Vick and his friends without looking in the mirror.

Not being a vegetarian, I'd like to shine the mirror not on our eating habits, but the way so many of us hunt and select live beings for slaughter. To me, there is a profound difference.

This very weekend, numerous "game ranches" will host high net-worth, highly ammo'ed "hunters" who will track jungle cats and other exotic creatures down, and kill them for sport.

I can't say that I'm a fan of killing animals purely for sport. I can assure you that a high powered round is going to bring death far more quickly than will come to the loser of a dog fight, however. And just to humanize it, I'll take a high powered round for my own death than being thrown on the ground until I stop breathing, thank you very much.

Probably as I type this, greyhounds whose "entertainment" racing days are behind them and have not been adopted will be given a "mercy" killing. No, they won't be flailed to the ground until their skulls are crushed, but the "mercy" killings will leave them just as dead as the canines in Vick's "kennels."

Come to think of it, what about the animal shelter who cannot place the stray dogs in their custody? Is the gas chamber or fatal injection any more "humane" than what Michael Vick and his posse are accused of doing?

As opposed to starvation? Yes, it is. Or shall we just contribute all of the unwanted dogs and cats that society cannot care for to fights to the death? I guess that would be just as humane as putting the animals to sleep by Shaw's logic, right?

This weekend, much of our recreational countryside will be killing fields for deer and airborne game dispatched by hunters with telescopic sights. As these creatures experience a nanosecond of pain while their life ebbs away, they may just feel a type of fear and dread similar to the dogs that Vick and his companions are believed to have killed.

I have two issues here. First, we return to the sustenance discussion. The creatures he describes here are almost exclusively killed for food. There is a purpose to their death and it is a natural part of the existence of all creatures on this earth. Second, the comparison is nearly idiotic. What Shaw discusses in this paragraph is a predator-prey scenario that those creatures would face even if man did not exist. What we have in the Vick scenario is domesticated animals-in other words, animals man has a certain amount of responsibility for-being set against one another for no other purpose than to savage each other until one is injured and the other dead. In this guy's moral book, there is a big damn difference.

If Shaw wants to get in bed with dog fighting and defend Michael Vick, he should come right out and do so because his moral equivalence is lazy and disgusting.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Could LED police car lights be a hazard?

I don't have the answer to that question, but I wonder about it every time I pass those lights at night. Patrick is correct in this post when he says that drivers must slow down and move over when they see officers on the side of the road. Deputy Tim Johnson would not have been severely injured and his brother Deputy Kevin Johnson would not have been endangered if people followed Patrick's advice and obeyed the law. Just the same, I know from experience that those LED lights wreak havoc on your night vision. They are also somewhat mesmerizing. If you combine those two things with a driver that is either extremely fatigued or, worse yet, drunk, and I can see those LEDs drawing erratic drivers like moths to a yard light. I know that the lights are designed to improve the visibility of squad cars, but I have developed a concern that in certain situations, they may actually increase the danger officers are in during roadside traffic stops.

Most obvious statement of the year

The winning portion of the sentence is italicized.

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

I don't even know where to start. Well, I guess I do. I'd say that anytime someone thinks it is a good idea to stick a vacuum hose on their kibble or bits, it is safe to say the act has already gone awry. Add wet super glue to situation, and horrible just might be an apt describer.

There's a lesson in this, kids: Don't do stupid things.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Power outage musings

We have thunderstorms tracking over us this afternoon and a little while ago they caused a power outage. Here were my immediate thoughts as the TV went off:

*Where do I have the flashlights and emergency radio/TV?
*Sh*t, I haven't purchased batteries in a long time.
*I won't be able to open the fridge until the power comes back. Should I grab a couple of beers while it is still cold?
*Yes, I should.
*Okay, the flashlights and stuff are in the basement...where it is completely dark. Good planning, smart guy.
*(Standing in the basement) If the power stays off, should I break into the disaster wine supply (aka wine cellar) down here?
*Dammit, I need to fix these stairs. They're more dangerous than a storm.
*(Back upstairs) Ya know, if you still had dial up you could be online blogging this on the laptop.

You'll all be happy to hear the power outage only lasted 5 minutes. The disaster wine supply is safe and the beer is still cold.

Do the moose not love the planet?

Gaia must be very disappointed with all of her creatures:

Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.

Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway's technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year.


Maybe we can fit them with cowtalytic converters?

Pointless study of the week: Cats have short memories

Ten minutes, they say:

A new study has measured just low long cats can remember certain kinds of information—10 minutes.

The research was designed primarily to compare cats' working memory of their recent movements with their visual memories, and found that cats remember better with their bodies than their eyes when they have encountered an object placed in their path by say, an annoying owner or experimenter.


I'm not so sure about their study. I think I can definitively prove that they have microscopically short attention spans. My laser pointer has proven to be the most useful tool to get our cat to stop doing something (I believe every new kitten should come with a free laser pointer). If you have ever disciplined a cat, however, then you know that they have a long, long memory and a vindictive spirit. "Certain kinds of information" would have to be the key phrase, here.

The must read of 2008: Michael Yon's "The Ghosts of Anbar"

I'm not even going to bother summarizing. Just go read Part I right now.

Weather warnings to change

When things get stormy next summer, it'll be hopefully a lot less confusing when the National Weather Service issues a warning as they are moving from county based warnings to storm based warnings on October 1.

Storm-Based Warnings (threat-based polygon warnings), are essential to effectively warn for severe weather. Storm-Based Warnings show the specific meteorological or hydrological threat area and are not restricted to geopolitical boundaries. By focusing on the true threat area, warning polygons will improve NWS warning accuracy and quality. Storm-Based Warnings will promote improved graphical warning displays, and in partnership with the private sector, support a wider warning distribution through cell phone alerts, pagers, web-enabled Personal Data Assistants (PDA), etc.

I say hopefully less confusing because people will no longer have to wonder if a warning applies to their part of the county, plus the warnings will be more specific, but there is one thing I'm curious about. How will this work with radio where graphical displays are not possible? A lot of people get their warnings from the radio, and this seems like it just may be more confusing, especially for people unfamiliar with the area they are in.

The musty great outdoors

Storms are in the process of blowing through southern Wisconsin tonight, and it looks like we'll have another couple of days of rain on top of the last several days of rain we've had. I look forward to things drying out if only because my backyard smells like a basement. This has really been a tale of two summers. As of three weeks ago, the grass was so dry that a person could hear it crunch while walking on it. Since then it has been a rain forest around here. Global warming is clearly to blame.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

History Channel highlights 9/11 kook theories

I am very disappointed by the History Channel. In reality, nothing that a channel that runs a lot of shows on UFO's should surprise or disappoint me, but just the same, their show 9/11 Conspiracies-Fact or Fiction does disappoint me. They are only furthering the nutty theories that a small number of kooks have perpetrated on any number of naive Americans. As a result, we're going to spend even more wasted time and dollars addressing these conspiracy theories for years to come.

I'll shoot down all of the U.S. Government conspiracies right now in one fell swoop for any of you believers out there. The U.S. Government is significantly incompetent, and thus incapable of keeping any major, publicly significant secrets. If Pearl Harbor or JFK or 9/11 were conspiracies, some insider would have sold their story for millions. Not only would it make them fabulously rich to tell the whole story, it would also be the best way to ensure their safety. It hasn't happened, not because of any threats to their safety, but rather because there were no conspiracies.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Time to cut it with the Hurricane Dean jokes

Yeah, it was mildly amusing when Dean was a harmless little storm in the Atlantic to make Howard Dean jokes. The storm is about to take a huge toll on life and property in Jamaica, though, and those comparisons just aren't all that funny in that light. So if I may offer an unsolicited word of advice to my fellow bloggers out there, end the Dean jokes so you don't come to regret them later. The storm has ceased being a laughing matter.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Little things make you feel old

Like this little factoid: The baby on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album is now 17...and using his fame in pick up lines.

50 refutations of 50 whines raised because of 50 Rules

Umm, I guess maybe you should just read Tom McMahon's post. And buy the book like I'm going to.

Oh, and I love the use of Jim Croce lyrics in one of the refutations.

Bridge collapses in China

Here are the details:

A road bridge under construction across a river in southern China collapsed, killing 22 people and injuring 22, state media reported on Tuesday, but witnesses expected the death toll to rise substantially.

At least 39 people were missing after the 320-metre (1,000-foot) concrete arc bridge spanning the Tuo river in Fenghuang county, Hunan province, collapsed on Monday during the evening rush hour, Xinhua news agency said.

All I can say is that if it happened here, plenty of people would be wringing their hands and declaring it another example of us following the example of the fall of the Roman Empire. In China, they'll dust themselves off, make adjustments, and move on. Here in America, we have an, at times, unhealthy case of worry wort-ism.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

A final note from a hiatus

My hiatus is done, and I must admit: I miss being part of RDW's MRQ. This week I'll have to whore myself to Phel and MRQ. If I buy you a cool, classic pattern, can I get back in, Phel?

Good point from McBride

Quote:

Here's a thought on the "it's the public's airwaves" argument touted by those who want to bring back the so-called Fairness Doctrine.

The public's spoken. They want largely conservative talk.

Since it's "their airwaves", their wishes should be paramount, right? If the public wanted other views on the air, they'd get their news/opinion elsewhere.

Sounds pretty "fair" to me.

Note to News Wires: This is Not News

The world's oldest person dies:

Yone Minagawa, who became the world's oldest person earlier this year, has died at a nursing home in southwestern Japan, an official said Tuesday. She was 114.

Would a respectable news service run the headline "World's youngest person soils diaper at 38 minutes"? Probably not. Why run this then? We see this headline four to eight times a year. Enough already. The only new thing the world's oldest person can do is die, and it happens multiple times every single year.

Creepy is...

...running outside at 2:30 in the morning to take the lawn furniture cushions in and hearing the non-stop rumble of thunderstorms still a half a county away.

The U.S. Comptroller General is an Idiot

He's either an idiot or a political hack. I'll give you your choice on what you consider him after reading this:

Drawing parallels with the end of the Roman empire, Mr Walker warned there were “striking similarities” between America’s current situation and the factors that brought down Rome, including “declining moral values and political civility at home, an over-confident and over-extended military in foreign lands and fiscal irresponsibility by the central government”.

Maybe he's got something on declining moral values, but I doubt it. Many "enlightened" parts of the world like Western Europe still consider us prudish in many ways. And as for political civility, this ain't anywhere near the worst it has been in this country. I'd wager most reasonable readers of history would consider many parts of the 19th century to be less civil than today. And as for an overconfident military, I beg to differ. This military is still the envy of the world. And while we are a bit overextended now, in a jam, we could make the logistics of WWII look like child's play. If anything, our problem is we cannot be troubled to sacrifice enough these days. Fiscal irresponsibility is a bit of an issue, but this government is no where near having a crisis of solvency. There are very few similarities between us and the decline of Rome...hell, we're still in our Republic stage. A good part of what did in Rome were the post Republic Emperors.

“Sound familiar?” Mr Walker said. “In my view, it’s time to learn from history and take steps to ensure the American Republic is the first to stand the test of time.”

In my view, Mr. Walker is a touch slow.

Mr Walker’s views carry weight because he is a non-partisan figure in charge of the Government Accountability Office, often described as the investigative arm of the US Congress.

I'm always amused by the term "non-partisan" because there is almost no such thing. Let us not forget, Walker was appointed by Bill Clinton. Any political appointee is almost certain to be partisan to some degree.

The fiscal imbalance meant the US was “on a path toward an explosion of debt”.

“With the looming retirement of baby boomers, spiralling healthcare costs, plummeting savings rates and increasing reliance on foreign lenders, we face unprecedented fiscal risks,” said Mr Walker, a former senior executive at PwC auditing firm.

I'll give him this much-Social Security and Medicare are problems that need to be fixed. If he thinks that government spending on health care is somehow an option or solution, then he is even more backwards than I thought. The key to holding down health care costs is to put the spending responsibilities back on the consumer. I would also agree that we want to limit our risk to foreign lenders, but lending is not a one way street. A major foreign lender like, say, China, does not benefit by torpedoing the American economy. Quite the contrary. By lending to America, they become an investor who is intrinsically interested in the success of our economy, an investor whose own economy becomes tied into ours. If anything, that plays into creating global stability.


“Our very prosperity is placing greater demands on our physical infrastructure. Billions of dollars will be needed to modernise everything from highways and airports to water and sewage systems. The recent bridge collapse in Minneapolis was a sobering wake-up call.”

It is a wake up call-a wake up call that our spending priorities are horribly out of whack thanks in part to pork. To insinuate that we cannot afford to maintain our infrastructure is a joke. Slash the pork and I'll give you more than enough funds.

This story by the Financial Times certainly is a cute one, but make no mistake, Walker has his own angle to this. Bet on it.

Monday, August 13, 2007

And so the Left's co-Satan Trots Off into the Sunset

Karl Rove, the man with perhaps the best presidential nickname of all time, and the one perhaps most loathed by the kook fringe, is resigning.

Karl Rove, President Bush's longtime political adviser, is resigning as White House deputy chief of staff effective Aug. 31, and returning to Texas, marking a turning point for the Bush presidency.

Mr. Rove's departure removes one of the White House's most polarizing figures, and perhaps signals the effective end of the lame duck administration's role in shaping major domestic policy decisions, where the former Texas political consultant was a driving force. Mr. Rove revealed his plans in an interview with Paul Gigot, editor of The Wall Street Journal's editorial page.

The nut roots isn't quite going to be the same without ya, Karl. Oh, they still have co-Satan Cheney to roll themselves into a lather about, but you had a special place in their strange, hate filled hearts. Happy trails, Turd Blossom. I suspect we'll see you again in some capacity.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Nature's fireworks tonight

In case you haven't heard, tonight is the peak of the annual Perseid meteor showers. Get out, get some fresh, cooler, night air, and enjoy the show.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

The latest shuttle damage

Ever wonder how often damage like this occurred in the past to no serious effect?
A routine shuttle mission, highlighted by a teacher's first spaceflight and space station construction, is now overshadowed by a troubling gash in Endeavour's thermal shield.

A detailed laser inspection on Sunday of the difficult-to-reach area on Endeavour's belly could send astronauts out to repair the 3-inch wound later in the week, although NASA said that prospect appeared less likely than it did a day earlier. A penetration, if severe enough, could let in searing gases when the shuttle returns to Earth in a possible replay of the Columbia accident.

My guess? Nearly every launch. And it will probably continue to happen on nearly every launch. I'm all for making the repairs in space. After all, there is no sense in squandering lives and equipment when you can do something about it. Just the same, we don't need to act like every case of minor damage to the shuttle is the end of the world.

He could've been a senator...

...but instead he's just another also-ran presidential candidate done in by Iowa. Valiant effort, Tommy. Too bad those around you recommended the wrong political office to run for.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

A sign of true love

If your spouse can listen to you sign without covering her/his ears and screaming, it just may be true love. Additionally, if you are looking to get married, you just might want to put your future spouse to a 30 minute "sing test". If they'll put with that, they'll put up with your other obnoxious quirks. And if they'll listen to you karaoke while sober, it just may be an eternal love.

This post was written while the author listened to a recording of himself singing.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

What were you doing when sports' greatest record fell?

I was ignoring Barry Bonds and watching a Tivo'd episode of The Bronx is Burning. I've watched with rapt attention as many other of sports' biggest records have fallen. Tonight, I couldn't have cared less. And to think, when Barry Bonds was a skinny lead off hitter, I was actually a fan. In the ensuing years, he has found so many ways to disrespect the game that tonight I skipped his accomplishment. There has not been so dislikeable of a great player since Ty Cobb hung up his cleats. Congrats, Barry. May A-Rod wipe your record off the books, and soon.

By the way, Henry Aaron showed huge class tonight with his message on the scoreboard after the 756th home run.

756*

The baseball world awkwardly yawns. And the odd, easily disliked Alex Rodriguez instantly garners a huge fan base, cheering him on to 800. Meanwhile, thousands sigh, "If only Griffey could have stayed healthy."

Coffee or Energy Drinks? Pick 'Em

Heh. I know someone in the retail petroleum business who might find this interesting. I think the never ending energy drink resets are a bur in his saddle.

Despite such speedy-sounding names as "Full Throttle," "Amp" and "Rush," energy drinks pack a punch that is generally no stronger than coffee, according to a report released on Monday.

A comparison of 12 popular energy drinks, published in the September issue of Consumer Reports, found that the caffeine in 8 ounces of various brands ranged from 50-145 milligrams (mg), though most were in the 75- to 80-mg range.

Results were rounded to the nearest 5 mg.

By comparison, the caffeine in an 8-oz cup of brewed coffee can range from 65-120 mg, with an average of 85 mg, according to the National Coffee Association.

I'll give energy drinks this much-they frequently include other "boost" ingredients like niacin. Coffee doesn't. Just the same, energy drinks are over rated, and I don't know of anyone who regularly drinks Red Bull without a depressant, vodka, mixed in with it.

U.N.: Sky was falling in early 2007

So says Chicken Little:
The world experienced a series of record-breaking weather events in early 2007, from flooding in Asia to heatwaves in Europe and snowfall in South Africa, the United Nations weather agency said on Tuesday.

The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) said global land surface temperatures in January and April were likely the warmest since records began in 1880, at more than 1 degree Celsius higher than average for those months.

I'd just like to point out that this planet is a big place and there is extreme weather somewhere every single year. It isn't a harbinger of the end of the world, and trying to make one year's extreme weather worse than another's is at best subjective and, at worst, dishonest.

A perfect storm of money waste forming in Washington

Last week at the Badger Blog Alliance, I discussed the need to repair our infrastructure and also how we taxpayers need to keep a close eye on Madison. The money quote from that post was this:
If public pressure and lobbying dove tail on this issue, we risk watching Madison throw a lot more money at the problems than will be necessary because they'll be able to please both constituents and donors by doing so.

It hasn't begun at the state level yet, but according this article, it is already ramping up in Washington.

The Minneapolis bridge disaster that suddenly is the symbol of the nation's crumbling infrastructure could tip the scales in favor of billions of dollars in higher gasoline taxes for repairs coast to coast.

There are 500 bridges around the country similar to the Minneapolis span, and "these are potential deathtraps," says Rep. Don Young, R-Alaska, former chairman of the House Transportation Committee.

"We have to, as a Congress, grasp this problem. And yes, I would even suggest, fund this problem with a tax," he says. "May the sky not fall on me."

If the words came out of Don Young's mouth, then watch your pocket. Don Young loves to take your money and spend a hell of a lot of it currying favor with those who can benefit him.

One-quarter of the nation's bridges, including the one in Minneapolis, have been classified as structurally deficient or functionally obsolete. One-third of major roads are judged by federal transportation officials to be in poor or mediocre condition.

The media and politicians have been slapping structurally deficient bridges together with functionally obsolete bridges since the 35W bridge came down. They shouldn't be. Functionally obsolete bridges are not necessarily a priority right now because their classification means they do not meet current design standards, not that they are a risk of collapsing. The political class is going to keep them lumped together so they can double the amount of new money they take from you. Don't let them. The focus must be on the structurally deficient bridges.

Beyond the human tragedy of the Minnesota bridge collapse lie some daunting numbers: The cost of the backlog of needed repairs to roads and bridges is now $461 billion. Road conditions are a factor in one-third of the 40,000 traffic fatalities every year. Traffic congestion costs drivers $63 billion a year in wasted time and fuel costs.

There's no evidence to suggest that the Mississippi River disaster was a direct result of federal underspending. But there is wide agreement that the bridge is symptomatic of a national problem that Congress and the White House are going to have to address.

Don't let the big numbers fool you. We aren't going to solve our road infrastructure problems overnight, and we don't need to. But we do need to start raising there priority vis a vis new roads. Politicians and road builders will want you to believe that we need to pour hundreds of billions of new money into this problem right now. Don't believe it. This is a problem with priorities, not a problem with funding.

"It's a tragic wakeup call," said Matt Jeanneret, spokesman for the American Road and Transportation Builders Association. "This is gut check time for members of Congress for what they are going to do at the federal level."

The experts in this field are also the ones who stand to make the most out of gads of new Federal dollars flowing to roads and bridges. They are going to be lobbying your congressmen hard to do this, and they are going to get their way if the public lets them. Keep that in mind.

The last six-year highway and transit bill finally passed in 2005, two years late and, at $286 billion, almost $90 billion short of the $375 billion that transportation advocates said was needed to keep U.S. infrastructure from further deterioration.

Young and other Transportation Committee leaders wanted to pay for the larger sum by indexing for inflation the fuel tax that keeps the National Highway Trust Fund in money. That would have raised the tax, at 18.3 cents a gallon since 1993, by about a nickel.

President Bush rejected what he said was a tax hike and insisted that Congress accept a far smaller highway budget.

President Bush has proven that he is not a strict fiscal conservative. He's been more than willing to sign bloated budgets during his presidency. The way the 2005 budget is presented in the story, you'd think he is a heartless miser. The fact is the highway bills are typically packed with pork, and Young is one of the kings of pork. All that extra money that wasn't in the bill would not have solved infrastructure problems. It would have bought an awful lot of support for Young and other elected officials in Washington, though.

You are going to be sending a lot more of your hard earned money if you don't insist that congress find ways to more efficiently and prudently spend your gas taxes. Your congressmen are already paving the road for it. This is how they are spending it now:

The administration in turn has demanded that Congress show more discipline, citing thousands of special projects, or earmarks, in highway bills that don't reflect the real priorities. The best known among them was one that Young supported: $223 million for the "Bridge to Nowhere" in Alaska. That provision eventually faltered, but about $24 billion — a little less than 8 percent of the total — in the last highway bill was still devoted to projects singled out by lawmakers for funding.

Special projects, earmarks...you know them better by the name pork. And come 2009, you'll be buying a lot of pork, and you'll be faced with the same old infrastructure problems.

The bridge collapse "is going to create a fundamental shift," Moretti said. The public would rather pay more taxes "than have to face the consequences of a crumbling infrastructure."

That's fair, as long as it is necessary spending and the public isn't fooled into spending more than is necessary. Unfortunately, the typical public response to something like this is to take the hit to the pocketbook and throw money at the problem. The reason that is bad is because when we do that, we increase our pork exponentially while never successfully solving the problems. Remember, congress is abundantly aware that voters get pissed when they are stuck in traffic because of a bridge being rebuilt, but they are very happy when a new road opens or a cool new bike trail is built. But that doesn't solve the problems, it just lightens your wallet and creates a wealth of new problems that will be even more expensive to fix down the road.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Faces of a tragedy

This is some photo of the aftermath of yesterday's bridge collapse: Five young women on backboards being prepared for a trip to the hospital.

Video of the 35W bridge collapse in Minneapolis

You can find this video just about everywhere right now, but if you haven't seen it, check it out. The way the bridge collapsed may have saved lives. It looks like the main span comes down in one piece, reducing the chance of cars being caught under debris. It comes down fast, but the structure may have supported just enough as it came down to reduce the injuries that should have resulted from a 60 foot fall. Finally, the bridge was not as packed with cars as it could have been, and that surely saved lives.

As an aside, I agree with what some Twin Cities residents are saying about that bridge...it really did provide an incredible view as you entered a city with a wonderful skyline. It is too bad that a bridge that served the city so well was not taken care of better.

Additional
Noah Kunin's Flickr album of the collapse with a few pictures not at his blog (linked in previous post)

He never met a (crazy) man he didn't like

Eventually, Sean Penn is going to run out of tyrants to cuddle up to. For now, he still has Hugo Chavez.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has praised Sean Penn for his critical stance against the war in Iraq, saying the two chatted by phone and soon plan to meet in person.

Chavez said Penn traveled to Venezuela this week wanting to learn more about the situation in the country and walked around some of Caracas' poor barrios on his own.

"Welcome to Venezuela, Mr. Penn. What drives him is consciousness, the search for new paths," Chavez said Wednesday in a televised speech. "He's one of the greatest opponents of the Iraq invasion."

Chavez read aloud from a recent open letter by Penn to President Bush in which the actor condemned the Iraq war and called for Bush to be impeached, saying the president along with Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice are "villainously and criminally obscene people."


If there is any plus to having a Democrat win the Whitehouse, it is that they'll have to deal with their own nutbag sympaticos like Penn.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

35W Bridge collapse in the Twin Cities

Having grown up near the Twin Cities and having worked there on multiple occasions, it is kind of stunning to know that a bridge you've driven over before has collapsed. If the current number of fatalities, six, holds, you can consider it a bit of a miracle. A collapse of that bridge at that time of day could have been a lot worse. My thoughts and prayers are with those on the bridge during the collapse and their friends and families.

Update
The more I see of the collapse, the more I think that anything less than 50 fatalities is a miracle. Early indications that this was a structural failure means that there is going to be hell to pay once the rescure/recovery operation is over. Minnesotans are going to be reminded of this every day for several years.

Update 2
These are the best photos you are going to see.

The hiatus is over...

...but I haven't completed the business to which I was attending. I'm back to blogging officially, but if necessary, I'll be having my new co-blogger fill in, and I'll tell you right now, she has very strong feelings on the overfishing of tuna. Other than that, you won't notice a difference when she's running the show...except maybe fewer typos.