Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Hunger credits

The rolling hunger strike has begun. This is serious, folks. God forbid that luminaries such as Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, and Danny Glover forego food for 24 consecutive hours. They might get hungry, and when you are a rich and famous star, it is a tragedy to be hungry.

Unless, of course, you make your living as a rawboned pixie, in which case hunger is striven for. Remember carbon credits? Watch for the bank accounts of stars like Calista Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle bulge as Sarandon et al come across some really good caviar at a Hollywood event during their 'shift' and they started calling up these sandwich deprived women, looking to buy some hunger credits.

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