North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.Let's just hope that he never feels the need to prove his prowess as a lover at the Democratic National Convention.
According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.
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Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.
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Tuesday, August 02, 2005
The indubitable Kim Jong-il
It looks like our close relationship with the world during the Clinton years paid some dividends. Kim Jong-il apparently graduated from Al Gore University with a BS in Self Aggrandizement:
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