President George W. Bush and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice today announced an aid package highlighted by 3 vowels. Bush said that the American people needed reach out a helping hand to the freedom loving Krygyztanis.
"We are seeing freedom bloom across the world this year, and the American people stand by all freedom loving people. This includes those who live in Krug...Krik...Krukzis..."
"Krygyzstan, Mr. President."
"...Yeah, what she said. Anyway, in our initial aid package, we are sending an a, an i, and an e to Kri-well, what the Secretay of State said."
Opposition groups immediately decried the aid package, saying the message was sponsored by a, e, and i, which are actually subsidiaries of Haliburton. They demanded that Bush send two of the more independent u's and respect the sometime vowel y more.
(Just a little silly satire)
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