There are so many jokes in this picture I'm having trouble picking one out. I liked "John Kerry practices self prostate exam outlined in his health care plan", but the lovely Mrs. Jib said I had to credit her if I made any cracks about rectums, anuses, and exams. Then I thought about calling him Ichibod Crane, but I may be the only person who imagines Ichibod as wearing pants that come half way up to his knee. So I decided no jokes, not on this very reputable blog. Instead, I'd like to offer Mr. Kerry one word of advice-don't do anything athletic if it is going to make you look bad when someone inevitably snaps a picture. Which means, don't do athletic things anymore. Please. We're tired of looking at your booty, be it way up in the air, in spandex, etc. It just ain't Presidential. And you're a Democrat-you hire interns to play "center".