Sunday, March 05, 2006

"It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

The lovely Mrs. Jib has not been happy with the Academy Awards so far, and when "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" won for best original song, she snapped. She started ranting and raving. Then she came over to me, slapped me down, and yelled, "Get the hell back out on your corner, man-ho." It is a tragic night in the Jib household.

I do have a special going on though. She needs to make the rent. She had a whole lotta man-bitches jumpin' ship this month.

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