Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Heightened Awareness Today

Everyone is rightfully extra vigilant today for anything they see that may be suspicious, and for good reason. Col. Ollie is flying today, and I know he has his eyes wide open. Well, that extra vigilance sometimes leads to humor. I was listening to WTMJ 620 AM in my car this morning before the polls opened, and traffic reporter Tom Carr reported that a citizen had reported a vehicle with a suspicious package in the front seat. The police located the vehicle and pulled it over. What was the suspicious package they found? It was a container/receptacle for goat semen.

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